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Old 12-13-2001, 12:11 AM  
Otter Otter is offline
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Its Time to Say "goodbye"

Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
Seeing the light

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Old 07-23-2003, 07:28 AM   #16
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Old 07-23-2003, 07:29 AM   #17
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Hey Otter,

If Homie is a Savage and a Carnivour.....I've got room for a couple of FA on my FF team.
The last I've seen Little Homie he was running away wearing the pillow case with tiny little arm and head holes cut out that I made for him and grasping the roll of quarters I gave him to survive while being chased by the nieghbors German Shepard.

I often wonder where he is today.
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Old 08-13-2004, 02:47 PM   #18
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Old 01-26-2006, 08:27 PM   #19
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Old 01-26-2006, 11:47 PM   #20
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Old 02-04-2006, 02:20 PM   #21
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Old 02-25-2006, 08:27 AM   #22
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Old 05-10-2006, 07:14 PM   #23
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Its been fun, but all good things must come to an end.

I’ve been keeping an orphan midget prisoner in my basement for just over a year now. He’s been chained to a support beam in a room which mattresses are duct-taped to the walls to muffle his screams for help.

I would give him just enough nourishment to stay alive and then feed him no-doze caffeine pills when I wanted him to dress up like an umpa-loomp and sing Willy Wonka and the Chocolate factory songs to me.

He would crash for days after our weekend long tirades.

Little homie, as I compassionately named him, gets set free tonight.

Otter
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Your deeds have been duly noted.
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Old 08-22-2006, 09:31 PM   #24
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This is, in my mind anyway, one of the funniest threads ever posted on this board. I get a kick out of it every time I read it.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:35 PM   #25
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This is, in my mind anyway, one of the funniest threads ever posted on this board. I get a kick out of it every time I read it.
You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.
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Old 07-17-2012, 08:45 PM   #26
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You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.
Exactly. The Hall of Classics is to reward threads that were not only worthy but were thought of by many as worthy, not just one.
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Old 07-18-2012, 10:51 AM   #27
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You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.
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Old 04-03-2013, 08:11 PM   #28
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You should go vote. The academy is trying to get it removed from the hall. I think you are the only one who cared.
Ha, just now seeing this. I see it survived with out me.
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Old 06-08-2013, 06:22 PM   #29
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I could see this thread link cut & pasted as a whole and complete Hootie roast segment. Could have been Billay's.
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