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03-08-2004, 04:09 PM | #46 |
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i'm in...got my feet kicked up and a beer in my hand.
make it a good one sequalizer...at least get to see something this time! sec |
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03-08-2004, 04:13 PM | #47 |
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rejection for lack of ejection...
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03-08-2004, 04:26 PM | #48 |
THE RED MENACE
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Good ol equaliar. That's probably the closest he's come to hittin it dude, give him a break.
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03-08-2004, 08:52 PM | #49 |
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Are you s hitting me?
So many posters, that NEVER get laid...and no one can come up with a rejected letter to top the frequilizer? Kcchiefsman.....beerme.....gojensen.......you know you've got alot of "it didn't work out" material.... Let it rip. |
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03-08-2004, 09:05 PM | #50 | |
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This was my comeback to the orginal posting of this one, also sadly true...
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03-08-2004, 09:21 PM | #51 |
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I'll write one for someone.....for historical reasons, we'll call him Ken.
So der I am in mah packer stAWckin hat with my pal Mark Chumura. We are cruisin down main street when this hot HS chic gets out of her dad's minivan and stops us....She's wearing this real tight number that stops just short of showing everything....the neckline plundges down near the aeriola of her ample breasticle. In her sultry voice, she says that If I'll come along too, we can pick up her friend and go to a private party. We arrive at the house, and go to the back yard. Mark slides smoothly over to (we'll call her) Veronica and slides his arm around her shoulder in a way that oozed dominance. My task was simple...keep the big un busy so my friend could score. Even I, could surely make Carla "the refrigerator" Peterson busy. I trip getting into the pool, and spill half of my wilderberry winecooler onto Big Betty. She snorts a little when she laughs, sucks some water into her nose and begins to choke. Seeing my chance, I pounce on her like a wildabeast in heat. My backhair flowed like Mane in the hottub. Something was wrong, and she slapped me off, as she choked for air. The Snot and water bubbling from her nose and onto her plump lip. It was just too hot to see that, and my gun went off early......as the sludge rose to the top, everyone jumped from the hot tub and said I ruined the party. Unable to explain the mess to her father, the girl pressed charges on Mark, ruining my hero's career in Green Bay. |
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03-09-2004, 10:20 AM | #52 |
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No way can this be dropped back into oblivion yet.
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05-24-2005, 06:55 PM | #55 | |
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"also in nude." Ignorant little prick that I was, I didn't know nude was a color. So my thought was, "well why don't they show THOSE pictures instead? |
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