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Old 12-04-2019, 09:02 PM  
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Dental experiences with O.City

Had a pretty interesting day today at the office. Morning was pretty normal, drill and fill, check hygiene, extract a tooth etc. Nothing too out of the ordinary.

Pretty normal lunch. Trolled around on CP, ate an apple and a handful of wheat thins.

Then the afternoon hit.

I see inmates from the county jail here in town if they have a tooth ache or something, sheriff or deputy will call up and bring them up in shackles and the whole bit. It's not big deal, most of them are just happy to get out of pain and it's not a problem. So dude comes in, my assistant goes in to ask the normal "which tooth is bothering you, let me get an xray, blah blah". I was in the lab doing something so I wasn't really paying attention. She comes in and says "doc, you will need to come look at something" to which I responded "he need a tooth out, which tooth is hurting"?

"All of them". Huh, ok, weird response but lets go check it out. Sure enough, continued meth use pretty much causes things to not go so well intraorally, so he was pretty much decayed out and most teeth were broken off to the gumline (google meth mouth if you want to see it, i'm not messing with photos). Asked if I could extract all 26 teeth he had left in the 30 minute block we had on the schedule for him.

I laughed, said "nah, which one hurts the worst, we'll take that out". He pointed to one, I numbed it up, used an elevator to take it out, about 30 seconds worth of pressure and it was pretty lose. 2 teeth next to it are super mobile and infected (which starts draining as I get this one out, that smelt nice) so I told him he was getting 2 free extractions since he was already numb in that area and they were loose and I was right there, no harm no foul.

It's always fun when we see the inmates, the Sheriff comes up and sits in the room with them all serious, then when I come in the room we talk about hunting or why the Chiefs always break hearts or something.

He breaks down and starts crying thanking me, that he already felt better (if you saw the amount of infection I drained, you'd see why) and asked if he could make an appointment for when he got out. "Sure, how long you think you'll be in this predicament".

"I figure 4 or 5 years, you scheduling ahead that far yet"? Told him nah, just take care of himself and come see me when he gets out.

Next patient is an amish guy (we have a fairly big amish community near us), super nice guy, needs a crown. Asks if he can barter instead of pay, I ask what is in it for me, said he'd bring me a dozen eggs every week for 6 months (they have chicken barns or something) or I could have a quarter of one of the cows they're butchering. Sold, eggs and beef for a crown, sign me up.

Only problem with that is he scheduled an appointment for himself, but brought 4 other family members who all needed work done.

So we had a waiting room full of inmates and Amish this afternoon. Thought that might be a good name of a band or something.
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Old 05-22-2024, 02:54 PM   #601
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Old 05-22-2024, 04:03 PM   #602
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So am I the only one that kind of likes going to the dentist?


1) My teeth are generally in very good condition, so the cleanings don't hurt
2) I like the idea of coming out of there with SUPER clean teeth
3) I like laying in the chair with my eyes closed
4) The hygienists are almost always pretty and pleasantly nice young women
I also enjoy it. There's nothing like lying back and relaxing while an attractive woman leans over you and does that little depth testing thing on your gums.
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Old 05-22-2024, 08:15 PM   #603
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All of my hygienist are very attractive
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Old 05-22-2024, 08:17 PM   #604
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All of my hygienist are very attractive
Prove it
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Old 05-22-2024, 08:44 PM   #605
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Old 05-22-2024, 08:46 PM   #606
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All of my hygienist are very attractive
Teach them about the diabolical lies
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Old 05-22-2024, 11:53 PM   #607
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All of my hygienist are very attractive
I assume that it's an admissions requirement to dental hygienist school, because it's true everywhere.
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Old 05-23-2024, 07:36 AM   #608
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Old 05-23-2024, 08:27 AM   #609
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I'm so ****ing tired of hearing "I just hate dentists, no offense doc, but I hate everything about what you do and this place".

Well, mrs denture lady who is unable to be pleased by anything I do, I hate you too.
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Old 05-23-2024, 08:29 AM   #610
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I'm so ****ing tired of hearing "I just hate dentists, no offense doc, but I hate everything about what you do and this place".

Well, mrs denture lady who is unable to be pleased by anything I do, I hate you too.
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Old 05-23-2024, 11:19 AM   #611
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I'm so ****ing tired of hearing "I just hate dentists, no offense doc, but I hate everything about what you do and this place".

Well, mrs denture lady who is unable to be pleased by anything I do, I hate you too.

That's quite a shitty attitude on their part. Take care of yourself and it's not a problem.
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Old 05-23-2024, 03:14 PM   #612
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All of my hygienist are very attractive
Do you take Delta?

Because if so that might have sealed the deal.
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Old 05-24-2024, 08:32 AM   #613
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Id go to the dentist more if y'all gave me valium being tilted on that chair for an hour makes me dizzy
An hour? What the heck are you doing to your teeth that it takes them an hour?
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Old 05-24-2024, 08:33 AM   #614
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So am I the only one that kind of likes going to the dentist?


1) My teeth are generally in very good condition, so the cleanings don't hurt
2) I like the idea of coming out of there with SUPER clean teeth
3) I like laying in the chair with my eyes closed
4) The hygienists are almost always pretty and pleasantly nice young women
I used to hate it but not so much now since I had braces a few years ago. And I do love that feeling of clean teeth when I leave.
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Old 05-24-2024, 08:42 AM   #615
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An hour? What the heck are you doing to your teeth that it takes them an hour?
Do you really want to know that?
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