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Roy E.
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Olathe, KS
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Man almost masturbates himself to death
I'm pretty sure this guy is a forum member.
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Posts: 22,805
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Prestige Worldwide
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Spring Hill, KS
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Who hasn’t?
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Posts: 18,416
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#3 |
My Mamma Says
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
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I’m lucky I survived my teenage years..
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Posts: 13,989
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#4 |
Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
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"Masturbation is a lot like poker....and I have a great hand...."
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Posts: 11,952
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#5 |
Fish are scared of me
Join Date: Nov 2001
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Great! Something else to worry about.
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Posts: 40,470
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#6 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2019
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This thread should be a classic.
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Posts: 7,624
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#7 |
WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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#8 |
Court Jester
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Orlando
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Looks like it’s time to go southpaw.
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Posts: 19,831
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#9 |
21st Century Schizoid Fan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Gates of Delirium
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Amateur
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Posts: 69,363
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#10 |
Generational Player
Join Date: May 2017
Location: Honolulu
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he had a stroke while stroking
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Posts: 2,679
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#11 |
My work speaks for itself!!!
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: So Cal
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only important question: Did someone clear his browser history???
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Posts: 12,164
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#12 |
Veteran
Join Date: Dec 2019
Location: Ohio
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Someone please cue up Clarence Carter and Billy Squier.
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Posts: 1,779
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#13 |
MVP
Join Date: Feb 2017
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Did he remove the apps from his phone?
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#14 |
Veteran
Join Date: Jun 2014
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Three months of edging while thinking about Aaron Rodgers has finally caught up to Knowmo.
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Posts: 3,378
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#15 |
MVP
Join Date: Mar 2021
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I guess the slit palms surgery was cancelled.
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