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12-04-2019, 09:08 PM | #2 |
Arrowhead Trail of Tears
Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: KansasCity
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you probably could have impregnated his daughter for a crown
Amish folks have to have outsiders hump their women to avoid inbreeding in small Amish communities |
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12-04-2019, 09:16 PM | #3 | |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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This seems like a great tourism development opportunity. Does anyone know of any hotels for sale near Amish colonies? |
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12-04-2019, 09:17 PM | #4 |
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2013
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who’d you hire to pick up the horse shit out in the parking lot ?
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12-04-2019, 09:18 PM | #5 |
Seize life. Be an ermine.
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So do you tie his tooth to a string and then close the elevator door and press "up"? I guess that would work well.
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12-04-2019, 09:22 PM | #6 |
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Did the Amish not know that the going rate is a bottle of Pappy?
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12-04-2019, 09:22 PM | #7 |
SUPER BOWL CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2013
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Speaking of Amish, supposed to be some place in SWMO where they sell cheap, cheap pies, cookies, pretzels, etc. that are incredible. Can’t put my finger on the name but I’ve been meaning to check it out
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12-04-2019, 09:37 PM | #8 |
New and Improved
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Springfield, Mo.
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There's a road side stand just south of the Stockton city limits where they sell fried pies. Several different flavors, made that morning. Damn they're good.
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12-04-2019, 09:38 PM | #9 |
Beyond the Rapids
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
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Hah! Cool stories, you should make this a whole series O.city.
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12-04-2019, 09:48 PM | #10 |
Supporter
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Liberty
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Didn’t they have anything better than critter and egg? Like furniture maybe?
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12-04-2019, 10:12 PM | #11 |
In Search of a Life
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12-04-2019, 10:13 PM | #12 | |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jul 2009
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Dental elevator. Basically looks like a flathead screwdriver if you bent eh end to a half C. That's the one I use atleast. |
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12-04-2019, 10:14 PM | #13 | |
In Search of a Life
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I did braces on one of the girls a year or two ago and the mom made us some home Made strudel. It was awesome. |
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12-04-2019, 10:15 PM | #14 |
In Search of a Life
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12-04-2019, 10:22 PM | #15 |
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I was in a bowling team called The Amish Mafia. I think that would suffice for a good band name.
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