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07-11-2019, 04:45 PM | |
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Mike Vrabel Says He Would Gladly Chop Off His Own Dick To Win The Super Bowl
Jesus Christ....pretty funny though. Always liked Vrabel tho when he was a Chief
Tennessee Titans head coach Mike Vrabel is known for a bold, confident style of coaching that could accurately be described as “cocky.” However, as he explained on a recent podcast, Vrabel would be willing to make himself cockless if it meant he could lead his Titans to a single Super Bowl victory. Vrabel expressed this willingness to castrate himself in exchange for a Lombardi Trophy as a guest on Bussin’ with the Boys, a podcast hosted by former Titans linebacker Will Compton and current Titans offensive tackle and forever asshole Taylor Lewan. Here’s the quote, via Paul Kuharsky: Lewan: Matt Neely (an assistant for the show) said he would cut off his dick for a, uno, Super Bowl, and I said, No I would not do that. Would you cut your dick off for a Super Bowl? Vrabel: Been married 20 years. Yeah, probably. Lewan: You’ve got three?! Vrabel: As a player.... You guys will be married for 20 years one day. You won’t need it. Lewan: If you come home with a bag of ice, and Jen is like ‘Oh honey what did you do.’ I cut …my dick off, we’re gonna win a Super Bowl, she’d be like “eh,” or would she be upset? Vrabel: She’d be like do you want me to do it? Do you want to do it now? Football never sleeps, and apparently it never ****s, either. [PaulKuharsky.com] https://deadspin.com/mike-vrabrel-sa...ick-1836284989 |
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07-11-2019, 04:46 PM | #2 |
"You like to drink?"
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Patriot.
Way. |
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07-11-2019, 04:49 PM | #3 |
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Queer.
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Needs more middle fingers
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07-11-2019, 04:50 PM | #5 |
testing ... 1, 2, 3
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Well ... go at it then, big boy ...
Let's hear that ax fall. FAX |
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07-11-2019, 04:55 PM | #6 |
Needs more middle fingers
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Reid: "Shit, i haven't seen my dick in years! Sign me up!"
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07-11-2019, 05:07 PM | #7 |
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Vrabel is just following Pats fans’ lead. One step closer to completing gender reassignment surgery.
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07-11-2019, 05:22 PM | #8 |
Sauntering Vaguely Downwards
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Must have young children.
Signed - guy with 5 yr old and twin 1 yr olds.... {Sigh...} |
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07-11-2019, 05:27 PM | #9 |
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01-12-2020, 08:47 PM | #10 | |
In Search of a Life
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Hmmm. Almost worth seeing. Almost..... |
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01-12-2020, 08:50 PM | #11 |
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I like Vrabel.
He was/is a tough sonofabitch, and he built his team in his image. |
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01-12-2020, 08:54 PM | #12 |
It was not a fair catch
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I've got a knife.. Let's test this theory.
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01-12-2020, 08:55 PM | #13 |
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
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King Missile makes it seem not so bad until you lose it.
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01-12-2020, 09:14 PM | #14 |
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So that's where Gridiron Heights got it.
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01-12-2020, 10:02 PM | #15 |
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