Why Maine is the worst f'ing state in the Union

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by KC Tattoo

I got pissed off at Texas a month after going to Fort Worthless Dallas I got a toll ticket in the mail and there were no toll booths to stop and pay

They have cameras set up and took my tag number and Mother **** You Texas.

Tolls are really annoying. I've elaborated on Oklahoma tolls and California tolls in the past. On this trip I had to pay $3 a day to the rental car company for a device that allows me to automatically pay $1 every ten miles to the f'ing state of Maine. That's like a 300% tax.

And by the way, Portland? Portland is in Oregon, you losers. Augusta is in Georgia and Portland is in Oregon. Stop plagiarizing.