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Hootie · 03-04-2015, 12:27 PM

things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!):

He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer.

He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands.

He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady.

He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good."

Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.

View Poll Results: Do you have a larger penis than the average in this study?
Yes, I'm larger	105	77.21%
No, I'm below the curve line	7	5.15%
I'm the average in the poll	18	13.24%
GAZ has the biggest penis on earth	6	4.41%
Voters: 136. You may not vote on this poll

03-04-2015, 12:27 PM	#10
Hootie Banned Hootie's Avatar Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Dallas, Texas	things people have learned about BossChief without asking (he just likes to tell us!!!!): He has several well informed media sources. If you need news, PM Boss. He went to high school with Jay Glazer. He has a massive penis, even though he doesn't consider himself a "large" guy. He'll send you pictures if you ask. He doesn't lie. He can prove this because he has large hands. He could have developed Ricky Stanzi into the next Tom Brady. He, along with a few of the other smart CP football posters, could run an NFL team better than 80% of NFL GM's. No, they don't have any experience, but they are really good at finding really awesome mocks online and cherry picking all of the hard work those pro mock drafters do and then pretending it is his work. This then infuriates him on draft day when his favorite players aren't selected. Also, if one actually works out, he parades around and says, "see, I told you he was good." Boss is a great guy. I'm so happy the Coalition closed down so ChiefsPlanet could inherit such a well informed, endowed, amazing fella.
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