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Old 11-16-2014, 11:45 PM   #2
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I am traveling in India. Haven't had a solid poop in 10 days. Apparently papaya, which I've been eating incessantly as it's so good, is a natural diuretic. Oops!

Yesterday amidst the liquid something came out that looked like a piece of tree bark. It was very floaty and wouldn't flush no matter how much I tried.

The human body is fascinating, no?

I actually don't mind the liquid as opposed to the Nutella-like goo that was coming out the first few days which required about 75 wipes.

Also can someone explain to me how you're supposed to clean yourself with the dishwasher-like thing that apparently Indians prefer to TP? (Less fancy places just have a bucket and a water scooper.) I've had plenty of time to contemplate this whilst sitting on the toilet. I can't for the life of me figure out how they do it w/o getting water and poop all over the place.
try the natural waters of the ganges river. might encounter cholera too!
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:22 PM   #3
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:38 PM   #4
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My poops have been satisfying as of late. Thank you for inquiring!
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:52 PM   #5
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Not sure but whatever advantages are removed by the chance you slip and fall into it (especially while drunk) imo.

But these are not pit toilets - they're normal flush toilets. Somehow people are washing their butts with water while sitting on a toilet - w/o making a huge mess. Can anyone from India or Asia shed light on the logistics of this?
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:25 PM   #6
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Not sure but whatever advantages are removed by the chance you slip and fall into it (especially while drunk) imo.

But these are not pit toilets - they're normal flush toilets. Somehow people are washing their butts with water while sitting on a toilet - w/o making a huge mess. Can anyone from India or Asia shed light on the logistics of this?
There's a pretty good reason why they don't eat with the left hand.
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Old 11-17-2014, 01:22 AM   #7
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There's a pretty good reason why they don't eat with the left hand.
very very interesting. the water is the substitute for toilet paper. i think these will answer suzzer's questions very very well.

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Old 11-16-2014, 10:54 PM   #8
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Not sure, but I'll start PM'ing you pics to get your opinions on the fecal matter.
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:55 PM   #9
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Does everyone else cycle over a wide spectrum of colors and consistencies on a regular basis or do some of you usually poop the same every time?
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Old 11-16-2014, 10:59 PM   #10
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Does everyone else cycle over a wide spectrum of colors and consistencies on a regular basis or do some of you usually poop the same every time?
Just depends on what i eat. Although, eating a cereal like Froot Loops will color my mud a very strong green, no brown whatsoever. I assume it has something to do with the food coloring.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:44 PM   #11
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Just depends on what i eat. Although, eating a cereal like Froot Loops will color my mud a very strong green, no brown whatsoever. I assume it has something to do with the food coloring.


I'm proud that it's going well bud. Very good to hear today.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:03 PM   #12
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Does everyone else cycle over a wide spectrum of colors and consistencies on a regular basis or do some of you usually poop the same every time?
That's just due to what the person has been eating.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:11 PM   #13
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Does everyone else cycle over a wide spectrum of colors and consistencies on a regular basis or do some of you usually poop the same every time?
If it's green it means it's not staying in your digestive tract long enough.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:02 PM   #14
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Just wondering how your BM's are going. Please let us know if you're having any complications, please share - also indicate any and all clean-breakers too.

Lately I've had the poo balls that look like they were put in a turd mold and vacuum packed to the final turd shape..

I bought some Raisin Bran tonight - so I'm looking forward to the relief and thorough poos in the days to come.

Please share any updated poop stories for 11/2014

Thank you in advance.
You may need potassium. It helps pull moisture into your colon.
Get more fruits, veggies and lots of pure water in you. But avoid fruits that bind. Grapefruits work well or even pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunes. Prune juice.
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Old 11-16-2014, 11:09 PM   #15
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even pruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunes. Prune juice.


Did you have a poop story to share?
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