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07-19-2015, 04:32 PM | #3391 |
I'll be back.
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07-19-2015, 04:35 PM | #3392 |
Woman should only make babies
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"
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Yep
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07-19-2015, 07:10 PM | #3393 |
Inmem 2.0
Join Date: Aug 2007
Location: My house
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Let's get faded Pez
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07-19-2015, 09:15 PM | #3394 |
Mahomes Dynasty
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Parts Unknown
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If you love chicks who love anal go to Angels Rock Bar.
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07-19-2015, 09:29 PM | #3395 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Oh my god. I think I need to move to Denver. Hottie ****ing overload.
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07-19-2015, 09:29 PM | #3396 |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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07-19-2015, 09:33 PM | #3397 |
Consuming CP souls
Join Date: Oct 2005
Location: U.S.A.
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You pound any sluts lately D?
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07-19-2015, 09:58 PM | #3398 |
"You like to drink?"
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Location: "I like to drink."
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07-19-2015, 10:00 PM | #3399 |
I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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Go stag and pull a drunk, lonely, horny bitch outta the reception, her mating instincts irreversibly stoked by an evening of constant reminders that SHE MUST PAIR OFF OR ELSE.
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07-19-2015, 10:01 PM | #3400 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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I can't believe you haven't gotten ****ing sick of your shit at this point, D. Good Lord.
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07-19-2015, 10:19 PM | #3401 | |
"You like to drink?"
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
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Also survive a bachelor party with a bunch of tools which I call my friends in St. Louis hoping they don't **** me on a bus rental. I have no time for anything women related beyond scouring /r/TipOfMyPenis for novel porn videos. EDIT: And GifHorse all the girls at the wedding are either underage or ugly. So no dice there. |
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07-19-2015, 10:28 PM | #3402 |
You gotta kill a few people
Join Date: Sep 2007
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So you've got a job (with a car and cell phone, I'm assuming) and are about to have your own place while possibly being in grad school?
That's enough to get yourself some puhhh. |
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07-19-2015, 10:35 PM | #3403 |
"You like to drink?"
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Location: "I like to drink."
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No job. I'm actually giving up my last three years of employment leaving Springfield. It's netted me about $4000 in pay over that span. #winning
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07-19-2015, 10:36 PM | #3404 |
You gotta kill a few people
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How are you going to afford your own place then?
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07-19-2015, 10:38 PM | #3405 |
"You like to drink?"
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Location: "I like to drink."
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