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Chinese Man Sticks Swamp Eel Up His Butt - Gnaws Through His Colon - WTF?
Is it football season yet?
They have been talking about this on the radio today. "A doctor in China couldn't help herself after she recently treated a man whose colon had been perforated by the eel he had stuck up his butt. She just had to blog about it. Story goes that the 39-year-old man was doing a bit of drinking when he concluded that it might be nice to let a live swamp eel swim up his rectum. Needless to say, it damn near killed 'im. According to the doctor, the 20" eel gnawed its way through the man's colon into his body, causing massive internal bleeding. "The eel was simply trying to find its way out," another doctor is quoted as saying." http://gawker.com/5994144/chinese-ma...ough-his-colon http://www.ktrh.com/articles/michael...-eel-11173075/ http://globalgrind.com/news/china-ma...graphic-photos |
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04-10-2013, 05:48 PM | #2 |
so close
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Ouch
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04-10-2013, 06:00 PM | #3 |
Resident Glue Sniffer
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I think it's safe to say we've all been there
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04-10-2013, 06:02 PM | #4 |
Damnit Peg
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Isn't that what Scott Pioli did to the Chiefs?
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04-10-2013, 06:03 PM | #5 |
Banned
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04-10-2013, 06:08 PM | #6 |
Damnit Peg
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04-10-2013, 06:16 PM | #7 |
so close
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04-10-2013, 07:33 PM | #8 |
Snacks Are Under My Apron
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Should have put a muzzle on that ****er
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04-10-2013, 07:34 PM | #9 |
I'll be back.
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it's always a danger, but there are risks you have to take
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04-10-2013, 07:39 PM | #10 |
turd herder extraordiaire
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04-10-2013, 08:03 PM | #11 |
¡RIOS MIO!
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Snakes look slimy but aren't; this man knew that and found an eel instead. Good for him.
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04-10-2013, 08:07 PM | #12 |
Woman should only make babies
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probably used novicane for the soul to numb himself first.
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04-10-2013, 08:07 PM | #13 |
sorta mod-ish
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Had an ex like that once.
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04-10-2013, 08:09 PM | #14 |
Be Kind To Your Pets
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Somewhere, Richard Gere is bookmarking this story...
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04-10-2013, 08:13 PM | #15 |
You Sweetie!
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PN
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