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On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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I mean the kind of smells that make the dog yelp and run out of the room...the kind of smell that makes a skunk look at you and say..."have some decency dude". |
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#92 |
On Hiatus
Join Date: Aug 2000
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You also know you are old when one of the bathrooms in the house is designated as Dad's bathroom.
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Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#94 |
MVP
Join Date: Aug 2017
Location: Austin, Texas
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#95 |
It was not a fair catch
Join Date: Aug 2012
Location: Correcting papers
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#96 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
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They say you're as old as you feel...in which case I must be ****ing 90 some days. Seriously, this last year is THE year of the new aches and pains that just wont...go...away...
In true old guy fashion, here's my list of complaints: My ****ing shoulder is killing me, mostly the right shoulder, sometimes the left, but always one of them. My ****ing lower back is killing me. Some days worse than others, but it's always there. My ****ing feet hurt. I mean, it feels like the bones are out of place or some shit. They don't seem swollen, but man do they hurt. My ****ing hands hurt. Been doing a TON of work in the yard for a huge garden project for my wife. Can barely close a fist. I work out at Orange Theory 2 to 3 times a week, but this last year I've had so much bullshit pain that I've skipped a few to try to get my body right. As a result, I've gained like 12 pounds and my gut is quite visible...with no signs of going away regardless of diet and exercise. I use CPAP to sleep, have now for the last 7 years...still feel like I need a damn nap come about 2PM. 9PM is bedtime. Staying up till 11PM on a Friday night...holy shit, what are we, party animals???? I always say I'm not old...I'm just older...and boy am I... |
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#97 |
Supporter
Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Jan Quadrant Vincent 16
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Hey OP
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#98 |
SuperChiefs
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Florida
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Speak up sonny, I lost my eardrums in the war
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#99 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Hey OP, where in Omaha do you live? You gotta come hang with LiveSteam and I.
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#100 |
MER
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: Colorado
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#101 |
Hello
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: South Dakota
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#102 |
Has a particular set of skills
Join Date: Dec 2003
Location: On the water
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There is a nice Chiefs bar there. One of our chapters.
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#103 |
You're CARICATURES, ALL of you
Join Date: Sep 2006
Location: Kansas City, MO
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#104 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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#105 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
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You know your old when you don't sleep with your wife or your teeth anymore.
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