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09-23-2017, 10:09 PM | #2 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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My dog. That bastard won't stop his ****ing nasty ass dog farts and he keeps sneaking over behind my chair.
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09-23-2017, 10:10 PM | #3 |
Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Just have AIDS here.
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09-23-2017, 10:17 PM | #4 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
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09-23-2017, 10:17 PM | #5 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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so weird! I TOO have deep gas tonight!!
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09-23-2017, 10:18 PM | #6 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
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To answer your question dad, yes, I've been a bit gassy lately. Thinking about knocking the slim jims down to 7 a day. 10 seems a bit too much for an honest man.
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09-23-2017, 10:20 PM | #7 |
Psycho Bag Of Squanch
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09-23-2017, 10:56 PM | #8 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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09-23-2017, 10:58 PM | #9 |
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andy of you posturs ever bi smokes at cigarette city here in town?
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09-23-2017, 10:58 PM | #10 |
Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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I had a smoked beef brisket sandwich on Ciabatta with spicy aioli, pickled onions, pico de gallo, cotija cheese and a side of fries and two hot peppers.
Last night it sounding like a marching band in my bedroom. 20 second LOUD bombs all night long. Little to no odor but probably woke up the neighbors upstairs! Seems like recently any starch product is making me gassy as all hell. |
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09-23-2017, 10:58 PM | #11 |
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cartoons are vary cheep
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09-23-2017, 11:05 PM | #12 |
Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Northland
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I've always has some very, very loud and cartoon-ish sounding farts. Something isn't right. I am wired wrong, and I can only assume medical issues are in my future.
Some of my farts aren't human. They sound like sasquatch barking out a take-out order in Russian. And the smell is worse. It's a tremendous tool I possess. My asshole practically talks at times and it leaves behind a 'fresh off the colon' scent that can't be ignored. |
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09-23-2017, 11:12 PM | #13 |
The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Let's see, we have a gas water heater, gas furnace, and gas cooktop. I think that's it. Everything else is electric.
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09-23-2017, 11:13 PM | #14 |
Ultrabanned
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Location: Northland
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09-23-2017, 11:17 PM | #15 |
The Maintenance Guy
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