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09-21-2017, 03:55 AM | #2 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Oh holy hell.
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09-21-2017, 03:58 AM | #3 |
WhatUneed2Hear
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Dartmouth Smuckers calling..
Hello...can i speak with Dartmouth? |
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09-21-2017, 04:00 AM | #4 |
WhatUneed2Hear
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09-21-2017, 04:08 AM | #5 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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Location: London
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Can you fix your youtube posts to not be so friggin big?
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09-21-2017, 04:12 AM | #6 |
WhatUneed2Hear
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09-21-2017, 04:40 AM | #7 |
Shaken. Not stirred.
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09-21-2017, 04:49 AM | #8 | |
WhatUneed2Hear
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I have to edit them manually to set the resolution, strange indeed. Probably because i watch youtube in widescreen mode. |
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09-21-2017, 06:11 AM | #9 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
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Got one of these morons calling me at work last week. I kept putting them on hold and transferring them to "others"...it was just me doing different voices...it was actually kinda fun. They really hold on chasing that almighty dollar.
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09-21-2017, 08:51 AM | #10 | |
WhatUneed2Hear
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This guy is great, Mr. Josh Brown telling our man to Shut up and shut the F up repeatedly... |
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09-21-2017, 10:05 AM | #11 |
Rockin' yer FACE OFF!
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Omaha, Nebraska
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That guy has a lot more patience than I do...but that was hilarious!
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09-21-2017, 10:55 AM | #12 |
Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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Yeah, but you're wasting just as much of your own time.
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09-21-2017, 11:27 AM | #13 |
Kind of a mod
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Donkey Land
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This guy's pretty entertaining.
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09-22-2017, 09:16 AM | #14 |
Scarlett Johansson's boytoy
Join Date: Nov 2006
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this is very much worth a listen in you liked this ^^
https://gimletmedia.com/episode/long-distance/ |
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09-22-2017, 05:26 PM | #15 |
Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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http://jollyrogertelephone.com/final...telemarketing/
I use this on my cell phone. Works like a charm. Hate unsolicited telemarketers? Jolly Roger Telephone is on its way to finally stop them. I really can disrupt this industry. Regulation will not help. Many countries already have a do-not-call list of some sort. But the scammer telemarketers just move across the border. And, as much as we may hate it, caller-id manipulation is an essential part of enterprise telephony. So sorry, there no hope of caller-id verification any time soon. In just a few hours, a decent telephone integrator can set up an autodialer using free software and spare computers. These scammers hide behind fake caller-ids and dial thousands, maybe even tens of thousands of numbers per day. They don’t care if only 2% of us answer the phone. And tomorrow if only 1% answer the phone, they’ll just call more numbers. I used to think it was a necessary consequence of cheap telecommunications, but after the interest in my robot that talks to telemarketers, I have successfully proven that we can create bots to keep telemarketers engaged long enough to disrupt their business model. For now, you can send your annoying telemarketers to my friendly and agreeable robot. It will happily chat with them for several minutes. Then take a moment to recognize the potential of this. If you had a Jolly Roger Telephone bot answering your phone, the autodialers will always think it’s a real person and cut through to an agent. Who cares if they figure it out in just a few minutes? Although typically it’s a lot longer – see my YouTube channel for samples. The point is the autodialers will cut through to an agent every time they hit one of these bots. That will break their business model. It will cut their outbound capacity dramatically. There is no way I could have planned for all this attention. This started as a hobby and my friends said “you need to start posting some of these calls to YouTube!” so I did. To those of you who have been been listening, I thank you sincerely. Thank you, Roger |
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