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Chiefspants · Yesterday, 09:34 AM

The Chiefs are closing in on 49 years since lifting the Lombardi, and Patrick Mahomes is just coming off his first electric home win and first win against the 49ers. As you’re taking your celebratory dump in the Arrowhead parking lot porta potty after the game, a genie appears from the empty toilet paper roll and offers you two realities for August 2024.

In reality 1, you’re told Mahomes led the Chiefs to one Super Bowl (a rematch vs the 49ers), and will have a career +11 point differential from his Super Bowl game.

In reality 2, you’re told Mahomes will have played in multiple Super Bowls, and will have a career -5 point differential from his Super Bowl games.

Which reality are you picking?

Further considerations:

1. The genie will provide no further clarification on wins and losses in either reality.
2. Either selection results in the genie giving you more toilet paper. Choosing to pass results in no new TP.

View Poll Results: What reality are you choosing?
Reality 1	1	10.00%
Reality 2	9	90.00%
GAZ (passes the choice to GAZ, who is in line behind you)	0	0%
Voters: 10. You may not vote on this poll

Yesterday, 09:34 AM	Topic Starter
Chiefspants World's Best Boss Chiefspants's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Bronco Country	So it’s September 2018 The Chiefs are closing in on 49 years since lifting the Lombardi, and Patrick Mahomes is just coming off his first electric home win and first win against the 49ers. As you’re taking your celebratory dump in the Arrowhead parking lot porta potty after the game, a genie appears from the empty toilet paper roll and offers you two realities for August 2024. In reality 1, you’re told Mahomes led the Chiefs to one Super Bowl (a rematch vs the 49ers), and will have a career +11 point differential from his Super Bowl game. In reality 2, you’re told Mahomes will have played in multiple Super Bowls, and will have a career -5 point differential from his Super Bowl games. Which reality are you picking? Further considerations: 1. The genie will provide no further clarification on wins and losses in either reality. 2. Either selection results in the genie giving you more toilet paper. Choosing to pass results in no new TP. Last edited by Chiefspants; Yesterday at 09:51 AM..
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