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**luv** · 06-24-2021, 07:54 AM

When I first saw this headline, I immediately thought it was a story from The Onion. Nope. It's legit. First stop for this tour was in Springfield last night. Springfield, a place where people will apparently believe anything.

Also, I don't know how to get the video from the news page to here. You've got to go to the link and watch the interview with the "leader." Seriously. Do it. It includes bird poop being a liquid tracking device, and that every bird is assigned a human. And, of course, their research includes confessions from the CIA, and the dude wouldn't say anything he couldn't prove in a court of law.

https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-ne...b-SEu-qMY2GsFc

SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Several people gathered at Park Central Square in Downtown Springfield to attend the “Birds Aren’t Real” rally on Wednesday, June 23.

According to Peter Mcindoe, with the Birds Arent Real movement, all birds in the United States were killed by the government and replaced by federal drones.

“What makes me think that? I think the evidence is all around us, birds sit on power lines, we believe they’re charging on power lines, we believe that bird poop on cars is liquid tracking apparatus.”

The movement is currently on tour, and Springfield was its first stop.

06-24-2021, 07:54 AM	Topic Starter
luv MY LITTLE #15 luv's Avatar Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Springfield, MO	Birds Aren't Real When I first saw this headline, I immediately thought it was a story from The Onion. Nope. It's legit. First stop for this tour was in Springfield last night. Springfield, a place where people will apparently believe anything. Also, I don't know how to get the video from the news page to here. You've got to go to the link and watch the interview with the "leader." Seriously. Do it. It includes bird poop being a liquid tracking device, and that every bird is assigned a human. And, of course, their research includes confessions from the CIA, and the dude wouldn't say anything he couldn't prove in a court of law. https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-ne...b-SEu-qMY2GsFc SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Several people gathered at Park Central Square in Downtown Springfield to attend the “Birds Aren’t Real” rally on Wednesday, June 23. According to Peter Mcindoe, with the Birds Arent Real movement, all birds in the United States were killed by the government and replaced by federal drones. “What makes me think that? I think the evidence is all around us, birds sit on power lines, we believe they’re charging on power lines, we believe that bird poop on cars is liquid tracking apparatus.” The movement is currently on tour, and Springfield was its first stop.
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