I have the greatest screen name in internet history

[Mahomes_Is_God]

You goofy bastards have been here since the age of the dinosaurs, and yet you let some random drunken asshole just stumble on in here and take it, in the year 2019 no less! Well, what the hell happened guys? You had a full MVP season to stop my bandwagoning ass from taking it. Explain yourselves!

Also I'm drunk and unemployed, plzz be nice. I will support this team forever. I'm not your typical bandwagon fan. I love all of you! As a matter of fact, if I was gay, I would suck all your dicks, like in heartbeat. I wouldn't even have to think about it. It would be a natural thing, like stuffing an egg mccmuffin into to your mouth. It might not taste quite as good but it would slide down the throat just as easy.

I love you guys and I'm depressed, but I will keep reading your great content. I hope things get for all of us. I really love this forum and I'm sorry I'm such a worthless shitposter. Love.