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MY LITTLE #15
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Springfield, MO
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Birds Aren't Real
When I first saw this headline, I immediately thought it was a story from The Onion. Nope. It's legit. First stop for this tour was in Springfield last night. Springfield, a place where people will apparently believe anything.
Also, I don't know how to get the video from the news page to here. You've got to go to the link and watch the interview with the "leader." Seriously. Do it. It includes bird poop being a liquid tracking device, and that every bird is assigned a human. And, of course, their research includes confessions from the CIA, and the dude wouldn't say anything he couldn't prove in a court of law. ![]() https://www.ozarksfirst.com/local-ne...b-SEu-qMY2GsFc SPRINGFIELD, Mo. — Several people gathered at Park Central Square in Downtown Springfield to attend the “Birds Aren’t Real” rally on Wednesday, June 23. According to Peter Mcindoe, with the Birds Arent Real movement, all birds in the United States were killed by the government and replaced by federal drones. “What makes me think that? I think the evidence is all around us, birds sit on power lines, we believe they’re charging on power lines, we believe that bird poop on cars is liquid tracking apparatus.” The movement is currently on tour, and Springfield was its first stop. |
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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This has been around for a while.
There are also people that believe that the state of Wyoming doesn’t exist. |
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'Tis my eye!
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MY LITTLE #15
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I'm with the banned.
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It was not a fair catch
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Location: Correcting papers
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My daughter has a shirt that says it.
I think it is a hunger games thing. I will ask when she wakes up |
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Join Date: Apr 2019
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They'd fit right into the DC Forum.
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pie is never free
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Join Date: Feb 2001
Location: Jan Quadrant Vincent 16
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Are these the same people that believe the Earth is flat?
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Join Date: Aug 2018
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YOU'RE NOT REAL MAN!
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Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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MVP
Join Date: Oct 2010
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It's all ball bearings these days. Maybe you boys need a refresher course.
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