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08-15-2020, 12:25 AM | Topic Starter |
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I have the greatest screen name in internet history
You goofy bastards have been here since the age of the dinosaurs, and yet you let some random drunken asshole just stumble on in here and take it, in the year 2019 no less! Well, what the hell happened guys? You had a full MVP season to stop my bandwagoning ass from taking it. Explain yourselves!
Also I'm drunk and unemployed, plzz be nice. I will support this team forever. I'm not your typical bandwagon fan. I love all of you! As a matter of fact, if I was gay, I would suck all your dicks, like in heartbeat. I wouldn't even have to think about it. It would be a natural thing, like stuffing an egg mccmuffin into to your mouth. It might not taste quite as good but it would slide down the throat just as easy. I love you guys and I'm depressed, but I will keep reading your great content. I hope things get for all of us. I really love this forum and I'm sorry I'm such a worthless shitposter. Love. |
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08-15-2020, 12:33 AM | #2 |
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You seem nice
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08-15-2020, 12:36 AM | #3 |
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"Great content" is awwwwwfully generous for this gaggle of louts.
Your name has underscores like you're in a goddamn IRC chat room circa 1997. Sorry you're depressed. |
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08-15-2020, 12:48 AM | #4 | |
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And for the record, this is the only screen name I've ever made that I'm not ashamed of. |
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08-15-2020, 12:41 AM | #5 |
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Hootie sighting. It’s ok. We all love you too.
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08-15-2020, 12:44 AM | #6 |
World's Best Boss
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The grand majority of us got accounts before the Mahomes era. In fact, due to some site policy, we really did not get many new users from 2014-2017(?).
That doesn’t take away anything from the user name. It slaps. One of us would have had to create a mult to make it though unless someone was a massive fan of Pat Mahomes Sr. Glad you joined when you did. Hoping this community can continue on in the era of social media and reddit - which has all but monopolized message boards. Hope you feel better soon, dude. |
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08-15-2020, 12:50 AM | #7 | |
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08-15-2020, 12:49 AM | #8 |
Ain't no relax!
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Hey noob, go **** yourself.
Chiefs! |
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08-15-2020, 12:52 AM | #9 |
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08-15-2020, 12:54 AM | #10 |
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Umm... Yo.
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08-15-2020, 01:04 AM | #11 |
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08-15-2020, 01:01 AM | #12 |
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Yo Kurt!
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08-15-2020, 01:17 AM | #13 |
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I had to post it, I'm sorry.
Everybody listen to that gorgeous thing. Thats one of the most powerful pieces of music ever. It really gets me. |
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08-15-2020, 01:45 AM | #14 |
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08-15-2020, 01:30 AM | #15 |
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And I cant bring up Bowie without this masterpis
Youre lookin at 2 gods right there. |
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