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Old 04-20-2019, 05:46 PM   Topic Starter
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Saying goodbye to special underwear.
Several years ago, I needed some underwear. This was before I would consider buying underwear online, so I went to the store and bought a couple of packages, one from a brand called Covington and one from Polo.

Buying underwear is always a bit of an adventure, because you can't exactly try them on. So I went home and the next day when it was time to shower, I broke them out of their package, and a love affair was born.

They were the perfect underwear, just perfect. The material was soft, yet stylish. The waistband was just snug enough that it did its job perfectly, yet I never felt it. At the end of the day, I didn't have any unsightly indents in my waist, or chafing at my hips. And the front created the perfect pouch that not only felt comfortable, but it somehow seemed to ... ahem ... "enhance" the apparent size of what it was protecting. They really made a man feel confident at the doctor's office.

I loved that underwear. Both brands. They were my A-team underwear for running races, for travel, for those long airport days where you didn't want anything riding up or sliding down. I've purchased other underwear in the ensuing years that is perfectly comfortable, but never underwear that has become a part of me like my beloved Covington and Polo collections. I've tried to find new versions in recent years, but styles have changed and waistbands have changed, and I can't seem to find that perfect style.

But alas, the saddest thing about underwear is that its life span is shorter than ours. One by one the elastic has gone out, or the material has worn off to the extent that it can no longer pass the paramedic test if I was in an accident.

I've lost a Polo and a Covington in the last month, sadly giving them a final salute before gingerly placing them into the trash receptacle. My team is dwindling, and it will only accelerate. So I'm here today to tell you, if you have a great pair of underwear, appreciate it, because you won't be together forever.
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Old 04-20-2019, 05:54 PM   #2
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:00 PM   #3
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Rainman, check out “Pair of Thieves” underwear. It’s all I’ll wear. I have no idea where my wife gets them, but they are really comfortable.
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:01 PM   #4
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:07 PM   #5
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I have one of those near me, and I haven't been in it for ages. I may have to explore. I've had very mixed success shopping online.
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:06 PM   #6
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Rainman, check out “Pair of Thieves” underwear. It’s all I’ll wear. I have no idea where my wife gets them, but they are really comfortable.
Are they classically styled underwear? I don't do boxers or those underwears that have legs.
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Old 05-12-2019, 11:54 AM   #7
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Yes! Amazingly comfortable.
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Old 05-12-2019, 05:04 PM   #8
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:08 PM   #10
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:08 PM   #11
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:14 PM   #12
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I can be convinced, but I disagree with the aesthetics of their commercials. This puts them at a disadvantage.

But I need to replenish my underwear inventory, so I'll look.
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Old 04-20-2019, 06:39 PM   #13
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I can be convinced, but I disagree with the aesthetics of their commercials. This puts them at a disadvantage.

But I need to replenish my underwear inventory, so I'll look.
Well, as long as you get some of the high end nylon stuff, you should be good to go. Never bothering with cotton ever again.
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Old 05-11-2019, 07:17 AM   #14
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The really good stuff (Deluth) is like $28 a pair. I wear these and love them.

$99:7 pairs of boxer briefs,
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