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View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
Pablo | 32 | 58.18% | |
Pestilence | 23 | 41.82% | |
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07-07-2018, 08:41 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 15 - Pablo versus Pestilence
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is.
Venue - In a strip club (normal crowd present) Starting Distance - 68 feet Pablo Main Weapon - Baseball Bat with six nails studded into it Backup Weapon - Bowie knife Prep Time - 13 Minutes Special Factors - An angry trained pit bull is on a leash that is welded to your non-weapon wrist Pestilence Main Weapon - Two Handed Sword Backup Weapon - Bullwhip Prep Time - 11 Minutes Special Factors - An unreachable 8 year-old kid 50 feet away will shoot you with a BB gun every 60 seconds, starting at t=0. |
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07-07-2018, 08:43 PM | #2 |
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oh man, pablo for sure because of the dog
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07-07-2018, 08:44 PM | #3 |
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The kid is bound to shoot his eye out
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07-07-2018, 08:48 PM | #4 |
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Pestlince cuts the dogs head off, the weight of the beast pulls down Pablo and Pest slices and dices to victory.
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07-07-2018, 08:51 PM | #5 |
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07-07-2018, 08:50 PM | #6 |
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The dog really gives Pablo the advantage here. Pest is gonna have to choose between attacking the dog or Pablo with that two handed sword, and the whichever one he doesn't choose is gonna have a free attack on him.
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07-07-2018, 08:50 PM | #7 |
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Can I assume that the dog is trained to obey its holder?
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07-07-2018, 08:54 PM | #8 |
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07-07-2018, 08:50 PM | #9 |
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How long is the leash?
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07-07-2018, 08:53 PM | #10 |
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07-07-2018, 08:52 PM | #11 |
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This match will come down to whether Pestilence is heartless enough to kill a dog with a bladed weapon.
I think he can do it. My money is on Pestilence, though it's a close one. Really, it depends on whether he's fast enough with a large sword to take down the dog. That's the part I'm not sure of. |
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07-07-2018, 08:58 PM | #12 |
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He's ****ed. He had better land a killshot on the dog the first swing and hope I don't connect with a bat to the temple as he does it. Even if he only gravely injures the pit bull with his first swing it will still have enough power and fight in it to really **** up his day.
He's dead. I take the money out of his wallet and then take sloppy stripper head over his disfigured corpse. |
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07-07-2018, 09:35 PM | #14 | |
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07-08-2018, 11:54 AM | #15 | |
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