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04-11-2024, 06:49 AM | Topic Starter |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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****ing Schwauns man…
Anyone know this outfit? Used to be a big yellow/cream truck, rolled around the neighborhood.
Well, I’m trying to rid my mother’s house of this stuff… Got into a bag of “roasted veggies”, figured, **** it man, I’ve got some rice here, some pork…. Let’s cook up some porked fried rice and veggies… But this damn bag is full of potatoes! It’s cooked up well, but now it’s like I’ve gotta make eggs and breakfast with it. But I guess the rice has to wait?!? This is bullshit. Life ain’t easy as a white man with options. |
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04-11-2024, 06:51 AM | #2 |
What's up braj?
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Maybe your husband can cook for you
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04-11-2024, 09:10 AM | #3 |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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It’s been a day. Wish he could, but he’s been busy, busy ****ing your mom with your pop lighting fireworks while attempting to engage, but those 80’s camcorders make it a tough sell. Not sure where you’ve been, but it’s getting hot up in here…
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04-11-2024, 07:04 AM | #4 |
MVP
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I think the drivers got hoodwinked into a pyramid scheme. They're dragging stone
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04-11-2024, 07:06 AM | #5 |
Cheat Death
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Does your buddy know you're ****ing the Schwauns man?
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04-11-2024, 09:12 AM | #6 |
I'll **** anything that moves!
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04-11-2024, 07:08 AM | #7 |
Itinerant degenerate.
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I almost worked for Schwans years ago. Even went with a driver on a route. After that I was like ehhh I don’t think so.
Dude told me it’s a job where you’re dealing with housewives 99 percent of the time. He said if you do it long enough, one will inevitably come on to you because the husbands not around. Said it happened to him several times. I didn’t ask if he consummated anything. |
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04-11-2024, 02:02 PM | #8 | |
In Search of a Life
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04-11-2024, 09:36 PM | #9 | |
Dirty Bit
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04-11-2024, 07:09 AM | #10 |
In Search of a Life
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You wasted a bunch of “I’d like to buy a vowel” $ on this one.
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04-11-2024, 07:27 AM | #11 |
Would an idiot do that?
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And InMem can't post threads?!
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04-11-2024, 07:36 AM | #12 |
Constable of Untruths
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****ing FacePlanet.
Pro Tip: You don't have to post every thought you have on CP like some coked up stripper texting her friends at 3 a.m. |
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04-11-2024, 07:54 AM | #13 |
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04-11-2024, 08:12 AM | #14 |
MVP
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04-11-2024, 09:09 AM | #15 |
Hey Loochy, I'm hooome!
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