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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I just walked in on a coworker...
whacking off to Internet porn AT MY DESK!
I walk into the office at 10:15 p.m., only 5 hours after we close. I'm picking up some more stuff for my day tomorrow and clocking out... I walk back to my desk, the door's closed and I think, "Hmm... the door's closed. That's weird." I open it up and there's my coworker, who frantically turns the monitor off (I didn't see what kind of porn it was) and begins zipping his fly. I didn't actually notice him zipping up till I said, "Hey, what are you still doing here?" That's when I saw him buttoning/zipping the pants... Then he proceeds to say, "Nothing, what are you doing here?" I answer, "Just clocking out." By this time, I'm back in the hallway, so he knows I'm not standing there just looking at him. Then he asks again... I answer again. He asks again... like fucking Rainman (not you, Rainman... Dustin Hoffman's Rainman, which isn't actually Dustin Hoffman, but you know what I mean...). Then he skiddadles out of the office without saying anything (which I don't blame him for). Now, I had been noticing over the last few months porn sites on my computer's history... I wasn't worried about being caught or anything, I'm the tech guy and I know it wasn't me. That's what I have a home computer for. I hope this little scare will convince him that he probably shouldn't do that at work anymore... but, damn... now I gotta get a new keyboard and I just got this one. Sick fucker. Last edited by Fire Me Boy!; 02-19-2005 at 07:11 AM.. |
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I'd make him pay. Really. I wouldn't blackmail him or anything, but he should be responsible for damages. I'd get about $10k to walk in on some dude masturbating - so if any of you pervs are looking for that kind of thing feel free to email me.
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Cross with me
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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You might want to get a new chair and monitor, too....
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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This was at your newspaper office?
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Cast Iron Jedi
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I'll be back.
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Time Keeps On Slipping
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Cast Iron Jedi
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Giggitty!
Join Date: Apr 2005
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Cast Iron Jedi
Join Date: Nov 2004
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I work next to the dude every damn day. Like right next to... two feet away from...
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For The Glory Of The City
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Kansas City
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Suonds rude of you not to let him finish. You should feel like an asshole. Sen the guy a card of apology or something.
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In Search of a Life
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: San Antonio Tx.
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You may want to sanitize your keyboard and mouse now.
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Time Keeps On Slipping
Join Date: Sep 2004
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Wait, he doesn't have his own computer? Or was he afraid of getting caught? What a fucking douche nozzle.
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