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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
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Starting the Season off with a Bang - Literally
OMFG - after staying up until 4:00 a.m. farting around on the computer, I was rudely awakened by the burglar alarm about ten minutes ago. Grabbed the .38 and charged downstairs to find the door to the garage slightly ajar. Cocked the .38, pulled the door open. Nothing there.
My wife hadn't checked to make sure the door was closed when she activated the alarm, and one of the cats had pawed the door open. It's happened before. ![]() Unfortunately, what hadn't happened before is me, tired and freaked out, having my thumb slip off the hammer of the .38 when I was trying to uncock it. Just shot a fucking hole through the wall in the hallway which exited through the pantry door onto the kitchen floor. ![]() Shit. ![]() So I've had four hours of sleep, my ears are still ringing from the alarm and the gunshot, I just shot up my own fucking house, and no way am I going to be able to go back to sleep now. Sure hope my day improves with a Chiefs victory. That is all. ![]() Last edited by Frazod; 09-11-2005 at 08:23 AM.. |
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Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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You have a panty door? Hm, what happens in there?
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Hockey Town
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Kansas City, Missouri
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You know if the Chiefs play really well today, you may have to shoot a hole in the wall before every game. You know for good luck.
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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
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Gonna go back in time....
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Colorado
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Now don't go running off half-cocked...
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Join Date: Oct 2003
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'Hole'y shit.
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#9 |
"Think ZOOM!"
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Space Station #5
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put your morning coffee on a nice lace doiley and everything will be ok Martha...
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Special Teams ACE!!!
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Where the hell is SNR
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Now why did you shoot a hole in your wall? That was a silly thing to do.
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I'll be back.
Join Date: Nov 2002
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IT'S AN OMEN!
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#12 |
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Join Date: Nov 2003
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those freaking shadows on the wall creep me out too... i used a shotgun last time
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#13 |
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Join Date: Sep 2003
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I have to say, if you would have shot the cat and/or wife you could have fixed the problem permanantly.
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#14 |
Feeling Victorian
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Nebraska/Wyoming/Colorado
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We never did hear what happened to the rest of the story. Did Tim's wife take his weapon away.
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Knob Noster Alum
Join Date: Apr 2004
Location: Dayton, Nevada
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Get your wife to give you a blow job....that should change the karma.
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