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**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 01:59 PM

So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like.

Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background

Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me.

ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that".

Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me)

Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up)

That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird.

A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's

B. Chick = Owner of the Salon

C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before

D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair

E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday

Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 02:01 PM

this thread is worthless without pics.

**doomy3** · 01-26-2009, 02:01 PM

Awesome.

ToxSocks · 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM

Damn it!

Fish · 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM

Ask her if you can also take advantage of the alternate payment method like the last guy did....

KC-TBB · 01-26-2009, 02:02 PM

so it's a full service salon?

siberian khatru · 01-26-2009, 02:28 PM

This whole thread is already hilarious, and this:

Quote:

Originally Posted by KC-TBB

so it's a full service salon?

is my favorite of many good lines.

Demonpenz · 01-26-2009, 02:03 PM

Did he cum or what?

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.

**HemiEd** · 01-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 58-4ever

this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.

Yeah, she should at least rub them on ChiTown a little.

Redrum_69 · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

tell her she better give you the full treatment and the happy ending better be damn good, otherwise you are gonna tell her husband.

58-4ever · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

maybe she'll shampoo your junk.

**Donger** · 01-26-2009, 02:04 PM

I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.

**ChiTown** · 01-26-2009, 02:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.

My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.

**Donger** · 01-26-2009, 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChiTown

My guess, and totally a guess, is that the BJ was a precursor to a nice barber chair ****.

So you came early?

01-26-2009, 01:59 PM	Topic Starter
ChiTown Stroking to the SB Champs! ChiTown's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000 Location: Flatlands of Kansas	UHHHH. Ok So, I work on the 2nd floor of an office complex in Wichita. The 2nd floor has business's like insurance, investment, energy, etc. The 3rd floor is primarily for hair salons, massage therapy, photography, and the like. Right above my office, there is a hair salon that I go to out of sheer convenience. Earlier today, I hear music blaring above me - fkg rap - and I can't figure wtf is going on. I let it play out for about 10 minutes and then it just starts to fkn annoy me. I'm trying to have a phone conversation and I'm hearing Lil Whayne in the background Anyhoo, I walk up to the 3rd floor salon, and there are no lights on. Initially, I thought maybe they might have some construction workers doing something for them, since they are closed on Monday's - but, where's the lights?. I knock on the door - no answer. I then proceed to walk in and turn the corner to the salon area. And then, I see it. There is a woman, buck naked, blowing a guy in a barber chair. The dude makes eye contact with me. ChiTown "Uhh, sorry bout that". Dude: "Uuh, Uuh, babe" (and points at me) Chick (turning around to see what it is): "F*&^!" (and makes some guttural shrieking noise, while trying to cover herself up) That's the some total of that conversation. Ok, here's where it get's weird. A. Fkg lock the gdamn door next time you dumbfug's B. Chick = Owner of the Salon C. Dude does not equal her husband, whom I have met before D. Chick = Gal who cuts my hair E. I have an appointment with her to cut my hair on Friday Before you ask, yes, she has a very nice ass, and a decent set of knockers. I have totally blocked out any image of the man's penis. I need a drink.........
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01-26-2009, 02:01 PM	#2
58-4ever The Collective Unconscious 58-4ever's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The OP	this thread is worthless without pics.
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doomy3 Supporter doomy3's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2005	Awesome.
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ToxSocks Needs more middle fingers ToxSocks's Avatar Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: San Diego	Damn it!
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Fish Ain't no relax! Fish's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005	Ask her if you can also take advantage of the alternate payment method like the last guy did....
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KC-TBB It is, what it is... KC-TBB's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Harpers Ferry, WV	so it's a full service salon?
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Demonpenz Woman should only make babies Demonpenz's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Apartment "G UNIT!"	Did he cum or what?
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58-4ever The Collective Unconscious 58-4ever's Avatar Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: The OP	this Friday cut is going to be very interesting.
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Redrum_69 Banned Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: your nightmares	tell her she better give you the full treatment and the happy ending better be damn good, otherwise you are gonna tell her husband.
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01-26-2009, 02:04 PM	#13
Donger "Think BOOM!" Donger's Avatar Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W	I wonder why she took her clothes off? That isn't required for a BJ, unless there are different requisites in Wichita.
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