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Location: Milwaukee, WI
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NFT: Man Can Sue Over Surprise Pregnancy
http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp...us/sperm_theft
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Our court system will find a way to **** this up, too. It's a given.
Poor guy. Yeah, he was decieved but the kid is still a part of him. I don't know what I'd do in that situation. Wow. |
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All she had to do was swallow........
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A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman freed the frog, and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes. Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten." The woman said, "That's okay." and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to." The woman replied, "That’s okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will have eyes only for me. "So, KAZAM!" she’s the most beautiful woman in the world. For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you." The woman said, "That's okay, because what's mine is his and what's his is mine. “ So, KAZAM!" she's the richest woman in the world. The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack." Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them. Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and continue feeling good. ![]() Attention Male readers: Please scroll down. The man had a heart attack ten times milder than his wife. Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.. PS: If you are a woman and you are still reading this, it only goes to show that you women never listen! |
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THE RED MENACE
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Join Date: May 2003
Location: Boston, Mass.
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Holy crap. It's absolutely absurd to me that a guy in that situation needs to pay child support. But the concept is to not punish the child, which I understand but...
I'm with Phobia. Wow... |
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In BB I trust
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But still, the usual concept is that the child support helps paying for housing and utilities, etc., not just food for the kid until he goes to school. ![]() |
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Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Boise Idaho
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Pays to keep the pecker in the pants.....
or rather, he is going to pay for not keeping it in his pants. That was an expensive date........ha ha ha! |
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Woman should only make babies
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**** slitting her throat
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Woman should only make babies
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Well heck, if doing that with a woman is a "gift", I think guys everywhere are going to save a lot of money on Christmas presents this year.
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Woman should only make babies
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this is why the angry dragon should be taught in every sex ed class
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THE RED MENACE
Join Date: Aug 2000
Location: Texas
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Simply amazing. How any court could rule he needs to pay support is beyond comprehension and shows how one sided the sytem has become.
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