Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Hall of Classics
Reload this Page Oral Sex Frequency
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: Do you get head on a regular basis?
Everytime my wife/gf/random person engage in coitus, I receive oral pleasure. 72 59.50%
My wife/gf/random person is allergic to skin in the genital region so I never receive oral pleasure. 3 2.48%
I only receive oral pleasure on special occasions. 28 23.14%
I only receive oral pleasure when I pay a hooker aka the billay option 4 3.31%
I am Clay and never get laid so this pole is irrelevant. 14 11.57%
Voters: 121. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
Page 1 of 21 1 234511 Last »
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 12-19-2014, 11:09 AM   Topic Starter
KC native KC native is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Oral Sex Frequency
So I've seen many of you guys bitch about not getting blow jobs frequently.

How often do you get them? Or in katipan's/luv's/billay's case, how often do you give them?

Oral is part of foreplay for my wife and I so I get head just about every time before we ****. U jelly?
Posts: 24,946
KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
   Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:10 AM   #2
Discuss Thrower Discuss Thrower is offline
"You like to drink?"
 
Discuss Thrower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
Posts: 44,224
Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:11 AM   #3
KC native KC native is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower View Post
Haven't got one since 2013. Before that I got a partial blowie twice in 2012. Before that a handful of times in 2010.
You need to level up your talking to chicks skill tree.
Posts: 24,946
KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:12 AM   #4
Discuss Thrower Discuss Thrower is offline
"You like to drink?"
 
Discuss Thrower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native View Post
You need to level up your talking to chicks skill tree.
I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

Because Discuss Thrower
Posts: 44,224
Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:19 AM   #5
ThaVirus ThaVirus is online now
Grand champ
 
ThaVirus's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower View Post
I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.



Because Discuss Thrower

Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?
Posts: 45,548
ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.ThaVirus is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:28 AM   #6
Discuss Thrower Discuss Thrower is offline
"You like to drink?"
 
Discuss Thrower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThaVirus View Post
Did you ruin it by being a morose weirdo?
If by that you mean not be the most exciting person to ever walk the face of the planet, sure.

That's the thing with Tinder et al as dude. You're competing against a ton of other dudes for attention, and if there's really nothing to differentiate yourself from the others then you're toast.

At the end of the day it was just nice to message someone for a bit.
Posts: 44,224
Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:29 AM   #7
Skyy God Skyy God is offline
11-5, baby
 
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Livin the dream
Quote:
Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower View Post
I've tapped out for the next two years with the now ended conversation with a Tinder chick.

Because Discuss Thrower
Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??
Posts: 22,416
Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.Skyy God is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 0 Thumbs Down 1     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:44 AM   #8
Discuss Thrower Discuss Thrower is offline
"You like to drink?"
 
Discuss Thrower's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2006
Location: "I like to drink."
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cave Johnson View Post
Hold on. You're abandoning talking to chicks for 2 years because a Tinder convo went bad??
Nah. I began that nine months ago. I kept up messaging the Tinder chick because she started it and was curious to see how far I could go before I'd stop getting replies.
Posts: 44,224
Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.Discuss Thrower is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:15 AM   #9
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
FINALLY! The wait is over.
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
Posts: 56,649
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:17 AM   #10
Baby Lee Baby Lee is offline
Supporter
 
Join Date: Aug 2000
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts View Post
Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
Married? Is that what they're calling rib resection these days?
Posts: 95,642
Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.Baby Lee is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:22 AM   #11
KC native KC native is offline
Banned
 
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Fort Worth, TX
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts View Post
Whenever I want. Why do you think I got married?
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.
Posts: 24,946
KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.KC native has an IQ even higher than Frankie's.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:23 AM   #12
SAUTO SAUTO is offline
Shit
 
Join Date: Jun 2008
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native View Post
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.
exactly
Posts: 55,715
SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.SAUTO is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:30 AM   #13
Mr. Flopnuts Mr. Flopnuts is offline
FINALLY! The wait is over.
 
Mr. Flopnuts's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: The Future Is Now!!!
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native View Post
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.
You want a ring on it? I do too! /points downward
Posts: 56,649
Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.Mr. Flopnuts is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 01:51 PM   #14
ARROW2 ARROW2 is offline
MVP
 
ARROW2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2002
Quote:
Originally Posted by KC native View Post
This guy gets it.

If your wife/gf/significant other isn't giving up the oral sex then you ****ed up.



This is true.
Posts: 6,003
ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.ARROW2 has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
     Reply With Quote
Old 12-19-2014, 11:16 AM   #15
Eleazar Eleazar is offline
Beyond the Rapids
 
Eleazar's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Langley, VA
Where's the grape gatorade option?
Posts: 80,659
Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.Eleazar is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Reply
Page 1 of 21 1 234511 Last »

« Previous Thread | > Hall of Classics < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 07:26 AM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.