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colt459 | 5 | 13.89% | |
kysirsoze | 31 | 86.11% | |
Voters: 36. You may not vote on this poll |
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07-20-2018, 01:24 PM | Topic Starter |
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Gladiator 2018 - Round 1, Match 28 - colt459 versus kysirsoze
Vote for the person that you think would win this match in a battle to death or submission. As background, assume that prior to the tournament you received 10 minutes of training on every weapon. The time listed is the amount of time before the match where you learn what the weaponry and venue is. All participants are handed their weapons at t=0 unless stated otherwise.
Venue - Classic large yard with occasional trees Starting Distance - 28 feet colt459 Main Weapon - Pirate cutlass Backup Weapon - None Prep Time - 17 seconds Special Factors - You start out with a cloth bag over your entire head that will take you 60 seconds to remove from time t=0. kysirsoze Main Weapon - Police baton Backup Weapon - The thigh bone of a large ape Prep Time - 5 Minutes Special Factors - None |
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07-20-2018, 01:34 PM | #2 |
You think you can get by this?
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Four left, and I've not gone yet. The suspense is killing me!
Oh, and sorry for the dude with the bag over his head. |
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07-20-2018, 01:50 PM | #3 |
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07-20-2018, 01:54 PM | #4 |
You think you can get by this?
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07-20-2018, 01:36 PM | #5 |
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BONE OF A LARGE APE!
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07-20-2018, 01:56 PM | #6 |
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Assuming the average human can run 10 mph, that is 14.6667 feet per second. More than enough time to close that distance and bash his head with ape bone or the baton.
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07-20-2018, 02:16 PM | #7 |
Life is changing..
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07-20-2018, 02:17 PM | #8 |
Life is changing..
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I hope in my draw my primary weapon is thigh bone from a large ape and my secondary weapon is thigh bone from a small ape.
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07-20-2018, 01:59 PM | #9 |
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Baton. Club the cloth bag. Ballgame.
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07-20-2018, 02:01 PM | #10 |
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The question in my mind was whether colt459 could withstand about 58 seconds of a police beating. It seems like it's possible. Just curl up and hang onto your cutlass for dear life. Once you get the bag off, you've got a big advantage.
I wonder if the proper strategy would be to curl up, or to swing wildly with the cutlass. But I presume that you stand a better chance of losing the cutlass if you're swinging it blindly. |
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07-20-2018, 02:14 PM | #11 | |
Life is changing..
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I'm not sure how thigh bone of a large ape made it into the weapons pool, but it really gives me a chuckle. |
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07-20-2018, 04:28 PM | #12 | |
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07-20-2018, 04:52 PM | #13 | |
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But then again, what do I know? Maybe one of the Raiders fans who regularly gets hit with batons can weigh in. |
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07-20-2018, 02:12 PM | #14 |
Thread I will end you.......
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swing wildly with the cutlass, sword beats club.
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07-20-2018, 02:14 PM | #15 |
You think you can get by this?
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