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KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:33 PM

I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:34 PM

you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however

-EBOLA-...not serious

teedubya · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

they say children cost about $100,000+ to raise from birth to age 18.

**Bwana** · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

Awww, one of those nights huh?

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:35 PM

not worried about children, about STD's

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:36 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

not worried about children, about STD's

then there's your problem... unless the chick was really skanky and had aids, most std's are cureable...

kids, however, aren't cureable (with your luck, she doesn't believe in abortion)

-EBOLA-

4th and Long · 02-22-2004, 05:38 PM

Herpes - It's like luggage. You take it everywhere you go.

KCChiefsMan · 02-22-2004, 05:39 PM

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

Ebolapox · 02-22-2004, 05:43 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing.......

I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself

...show charlie murphy, errr, paul your titties!!!

-EBOLA-

KC Jones · 02-22-2004, 05:43 PM

whatsa matta, you burnin?

PinkFloyd · 02-22-2004, 05:47 PM

Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks.

She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!!

They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !!

1. Erection
2. Kid Count
3. Bills
4. In-Laws
5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!!

Logical · 02-22-2004, 05:51 PM

Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.

Jenny Gump · 02-22-2004, 05:58 PM

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

ROYC75 · 02-22-2004, 06:04 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

Rep !

Sure-Oz · 02-22-2004, 06:08 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyGump

Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand.

But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.

And this chick can make brownies too!!

02-22-2004, 05:33 PM	Topic Starter
KCChiefsMan AIC KCChiefsMan's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA	Man I could be in trouble.... I just had sex with some slut I met at a party and after I came I realized that the condom had broke......I'm stressing out like crazy here. WHY AM I SO STUPID WHEN I GET DRUNK!!!! I normally wouldn't have had sex with a slut like her, but I think it's a combination of being really really drunk and had just broken up with my girlfriend...DAMNIT!
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02-22-2004, 05:34 PM	#2
Ebolapox remember, remember Ebolapox's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: como	you're a dumbass... this thread won't be as successful as your last thread, however -EBOLA-...not serious
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#3
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02-22-2004, 05:35 PM	#4
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KCChiefsMan AIC KCChiefsMan's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA	not worried about children, about STD's
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02-22-2004, 05:39 PM	#8
KCChiefsMan AIC KCChiefsMan's Avatar Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: West Roxbury, MA	I cant help but laugh my butt off at the Rick James thing....... I'm Rick James Bitch....enjoy yourself
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02-22-2004, 05:43 PM	#10
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02-22-2004, 05:47 PM	#11
PinkFloyd I've Become - Comfortably Numb PinkFloyd's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Cameron, Missouri	Look on the bright side. There might be a chance that you'll never, ever have to worry about having children again if this gal is pregnant here in afew weeks. She might have 7 at once and you'll never, ever have to worry about having anymore !!!!! They always say that the alcohol content is not the only thing that "goes up" when your drunk !! 1. Erection 2. Kid Count 3. Bills 4. In-Laws 5. And the most important -- Your Blood Pressure !!!
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02-22-2004, 05:51 PM	#12
Logical Screw U if U can't take a joke Logical's Avatar Join Date: Aug 2000	Man sleeping with anyone you would later label a slut says it all. It also says things about yourself that you are using this label.
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02-22-2004, 05:58 PM	#13
Jenny Gump Feloniously Restrained Jenny Gump's Avatar Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: MO	Why in the hell would you get on here and tell us something like that? I highly doubt you screwed anything but your hand. But if I am wrong, you better go get your penis probed by your doctor. That's the price you pay for being a moron.
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