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Old 12-19-2014, 09:19 PM  
Paniero Paniero is offline
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Help me become a country person

Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.

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Old 12-19-2014, 09:20 PM   #2
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One does not simply become a country person.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:21 PM   #3
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:21 PM   #4
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:21 PM   #5
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One does not simply become a country person.
This.

Your not a country person and cant become one. You have to grow up that way, or spends years on a ranch.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:22 PM   #6
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I'm from NYC. Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
For one, toss all sense of musical taste out the window.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:22 PM   #7
Hog's Gone Fishin Hog's Gone Fishin is offline
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I'll send you a care package and you can initiate yourself to countrydom.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:23 PM   #8
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Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:24 PM   #9
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Welp..looks like you will be doing shots of hog cum to get you started off right

Hog Farmer will hook you up good I'm sure
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:25 PM   #10
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oh cool, yes - Sept 2005 - very nice - you're already gifted.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:26 PM   #11
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:26 PM   #12
Hog's Gone Fishin Hog's Gone Fishin is offline
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Thanks. It may be too late for me, but my children will be raised decent people. I don't think I'm too keen on hunting, as I like animals a lot and would rather hunt terrorist or poachers or criminals (which I do as a a job).
well, if you can shoot any of the above mentioned in the country (outside city limits) that would be a good first step. Have you purchased a cowboy hat and boots ?
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:26 PM   #13
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I'm from NYC. Lived in Texas now for some time. Find country people to be cool. I've bought some guns, but I was in military so no biggie. I'm now drunk and googling shit like Remington 700s and Toyota Tundras.

Where do I start? I'm a good person and find most of my friends are good people that are from a completely different background. I can't stand city people anymore and think their pretentious behavior is pure muppetry.
I'm from Texas, and the real country boys are gonna laugh if you buy a Toyota. They like their American made trucks. I know from experience because my entire family gives me shut when I visit home in the Tundra.
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:27 PM   #14
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Old 12-19-2014, 09:27 PM   #15
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