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View Poll Results: Choose a scenario if you had to select one
Give Up Pizza and Bourbon for the rest of your life. 7 19.44%
A 50 minute Deep Tissue Massage by Peter Hayden Dinklage dressed in full Tyrion Lannister attire w/ Crunchy Peanut Butter as the medium. 29 80.56%
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:29 PM  
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A new weekly thread where I'm entering two scenarios - and asking of you to vote on which scenario you'd prefer.

Please choose which you'd prefer out of the two options.
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:33 PM   #2
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That is a very difficult choice.

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Old 11-14-2019, 03:52 PM   #3
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Eh - I can deal with 50 minutes.

I'm not a huge bourbon fan - I tend to use Rye in cocktails and could use Canadian whiskey as a suitable alternative to bourbon in most mixed drinks.

But I would miss the occasional Jack and Coke. And honestly, giving up Pizza would just be damn tough because the REST of the world hasn't. It isn't as though Pizza would cease to exist - I've experienced it now and my friends/family are still gonna be eating plenty of it in my presence.

Had Pizza simply been blinked out of existence before I was born, that's one thing. But he knowledge that I'll one day be sitting with my friends and family while they're eating a Jumbo Combo from Minskeys' and I'll have to pretend that this ****ing calzone is just as good?

Nah, hard pass. I'll take the Peanut butter midget massage.
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:52 PM   #4
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Let me see.
I like Pizza-check
I like Bourbon-check
I like Crunchy Peanut Butter-check
I like Peter Hayden Dinklage-check
I like massages-check



Going with the Massage and crunchy butter please
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:53 PM   #5
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And can you clarify Jiff or Skippy please?
Get that Peter Pan shit outa here
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:54 PM   #6
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I chose the massage but had to look up who that person was, as well as whom he would be dressed as. No, I am not 70 years old (save the 'OK Boomer' shit).


But I can endure practically anything for 50 minutes, so why sacrifice a two beautiful, yet simple pleasures in life just to avoid a pretentious midget's little sausage fingers working over your glutes and hammies? Take a shower, drink copious amounts of bourbon to help process what just went down, then have some pizza the next day as your hangover cure. Done-zo.
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Old 11-14-2019, 03:57 PM   #7
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I’m NOT giving up pizza. The stakes don’t matter.
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Old 11-14-2019, 04:00 PM   #8
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Cross Country trip in a Ford Festiva with Ubeja Vontell, or have in58men bring his bullet smoker and a 12 pack over to your place for a cookout?
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Old 11-14-2019, 04:01 PM   #9
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And can you clarify Jiff or Skippy please?
Get that Peter Pan shit outa here
It's just a plain jar and the label is simply black and white and says 'Chunky Style Peanut Butter.'
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Old 11-14-2019, 04:10 PM   #10
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Massage... the conversation would be worth the sticky mess..
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Old 11-14-2019, 04:35 PM   #11
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clarify...do you have to eat the peanut butter, or is the guy massaging me w/it?
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Old 11-14-2019, 05:27 PM   #12
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Massage and it's not close. I'm not even sure I understand the decision here.

Option 1: Something terrible happens
Option 2: Something kinda weird happens that will make for a great story
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Old 11-14-2019, 05:44 PM   #13
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I bet dwarf hands are strong AF. Like getting massaged by 10 thumbs. Dinklage all day
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Old 11-14-2019, 06:15 PM   #14
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I bet dwarf hands are strong AF. Like getting massaged by 10 thumbs. Dinklage all day
Dwarfs are freaky strong...
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Old 11-14-2019, 08:11 PM   #15
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clarify...do you have to eat the peanut butter, or is the guy massaging me w/it?
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he's rubbing you down in Chunky Peanut Butter.
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