Home Discord Chat
Go Back   ChiefsPlanet > Nzoner's Game Room
Reload this Page Life Chuck Norris riding a Sabertooth Tiger vs 100 clones of a 1 foot tall Bruce Lee
Register FAQDonate Members List Calendar

View Poll Results: Who would Win?
Chuck Norris on the Sabertooth Tiger 13 61.90%
The multitude of Bruce Lees 8 38.10%
Voters: 21. You may not vote on this poll

Reply
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 06-21-2024, 11:58 AM  
kcgreene kcgreene is offline
Starter
 
kcgreene's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Chuck Norris riding a Sabertooth Tiger vs 100 clones of a 1 foot tall Bruce Lee
Let's get creative folks!

Setting: An abandoned city street (abandoned buildings are around, so impromptu weapons are allowed)
Behavior: Fight to the Death (Was thinking about changing this up, but we'll keep the current theme for the hell of it)
Combatants: All in their prime.

Who Wins?
Last edited by kcgreene; 06-21-2024 at 12:05 PM..
Posts: 813
kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
   Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 12:03 PM   #2
ThrobProng ThrobProng is offline
Veteran
 
ThrobProng's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2024
The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.
Posts: 1,512
ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.ThrobProng < Tried to steal Andy's chili fries.
 Thumbs Up 3 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 12:08 PM   #3
kcgreene kcgreene is offline
Starter
 
kcgreene's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrobProng View Post
The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.

Posts: 813
kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 12:16 PM   #4
kcgreene kcgreene is offline
Starter
 
kcgreene's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2010
Quote:
Originally Posted by ThrobProng View Post
The tiger quickly kills the Bruce Lees, then makes sweet love to Chuck Norris.
Actually let's be honest here for a second....

Chuck Norris would be the top.
Posts: 813
kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.kcgreene has just been standing around suckin' on a big ol' chili dog.
     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 12:20 PM   #5
Rainbarrel Rainbarrel is offline
MVP
 
Rainbarrel's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2021
I know of no evidence that Chuck Norris is not immortal.
Posts: 8,313
Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.Rainbarrel wants to die in a aids tree fire.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 01:04 PM   #6
KCUnited KCUnited is online now
Cheat Death
 
KCUnited's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: Land of Drincoln
Posts: 34,253
KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.KCUnited is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 01:04 PM   #7
4th and Long 4th and Long is offline
Wheeeeee!!!
 
4th and Long's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: In a house
Bruce Lee was 5'8". His 1 foot tall doppelgangers would have their strength reduce by almost 5/6th. Not really much of a threat.

Saber tooth tigers are speculated to be almost 4 feet tall and weigh up to 961lbs. The tiger would most likely kill/eat all of the dwarfed Bruce Lees on his own.

Now, you throw in Chuck Norris. Please remember that we live in an expanding universe. All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris. Game over.
Posts: 19,832
4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.4th and Long threw an interception on a screen pass.
 Thumbs Up 4 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old 06-21-2024, 01:15 PM   #8
Why Not? Why Not? is online now
In Search of a Life
 
Why Not?'s Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
Might as well have the BFG vs one ant.
Posts: 21,991
Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.Why Not? is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 05:50 PM   #9
poolboy poolboy is online now
Veteran
 
poolboy's Avatar
 
Join Date: Feb 2019
Quote:
Originally Posted by KCUnited View Post
This post is in bad taste
Posts: 2,780
poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.poolboy would the whole thing.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 1     Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 06:35 PM   #10
Coochie liquor Coochie liquor is offline
Bolton gonna knock you out
 
Coochie liquor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2014
Location: Free Vybz Kartel
The Chuck Norris action figure has had sex with more women than Billay, and Clay combined!
Posts: 20,582
Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.Coochie liquor is obviously part of the inner Circle.
     Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:14 PM   #11
Kman34 Kman34 is offline
My Mamma Says
 
Kman34's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2014
Location: Glass Cage Of Emotion
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coochie liquor View Post
The Chuck Norris action figure has had sex with more women than Billay, and Clay combined!
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was too close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind.
Posts: 14,008
Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.Kman34 is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old Yesterday, 07:32 PM   #12
RaidersOftheCellar RaidersOftheCellar is offline
MVP
 
RaidersOftheCellar's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2016
Location: Lawrence, KS
Chuck Norris’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he’s never cried.
Posts: 14,860
RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.RaidersOftheCellar is blessed with 50/50 Hindsight.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old Today, 01:16 AM   #13
Rasputin Rasputin is offline
Tip of the hat LIV Champs
 
Rasputin's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: ks
If Chuck Norris could chuck Chuck Norris how much could Chuck Norris chuck Chuck Norris?
Posts: 55,003
Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.Rasputin is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 2 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old Today, 04:13 AM   #14
New World Order New World Order is offline
Choco Favre
 
Join Date: Jul 2012
Now we're just getting ridiculous...

and I love it
Posts: 29,444
New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.New World Order is obviously part of the inner Circle.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Old Today, 05:03 AM   #15
RedinTexas RedinTexas is offline
Veteran
 
RedinTexas's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2020
Location: Texas
Neither would stand a chance against a team of mini Ditkas.
Posts: 1,828
RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.RedinTexas would the whole thing.
 Thumbs Up 1 Thumbs Down 0     Reply With Quote
Reply

« Previous Thread | > Nzoner's Game Room < | Next Thread »

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Forum Jump




All times are GMT -6. The time now is 01:55 PM.

Contact Us - ChiefsPlanet - Archive - Top

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.