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Immanentize The Eschaton
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: In Partibus Infidelium
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My dog. That bastard won't stop his ****ing nasty ass dog farts and he keeps sneaking over behind my chair.
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Mod Team
Join Date: Sep 2011
Location: Valley of the hot as ****
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Just have AIDS here.
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Posts: 45,694
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
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Posts: 40,750
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#5 |
You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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so weird! I TOO have deep gas tonight!!
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Posts: 71,691
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
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To answer your question dad, yes, I've been a bit gassy lately. Thinking about knocking the slim jims down to 7 a day. 10 seems a bit too much for an honest man.
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Psycho Bag Of Squanch
Join Date: Sep 2001
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You Sweetie!
Join Date: Sep 2005
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#9 |
Guest
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andy of you posturs ever bi smokes at cigarette city here in town?
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Politically Incorrect
Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Scottsdale, AZ
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I had a smoked beef brisket sandwich on Ciabatta with spicy aioli, pickled onions, pico de gallo, cotija cheese and a side of fries and two hot peppers.
Last night it sounding like a marching band in my bedroom. 20 second LOUD bombs all night long. Little to no odor but probably woke up the neighbors upstairs! ![]() Seems like recently any starch product is making me gassy as all hell. |
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#11 |
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cartoons are vary cheep
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
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I've always has some very, very loud and cartoon-ish sounding farts. Something isn't right. I am wired wrong, and I can only assume medical issues are in my future.
Some of my farts aren't human. They sound like sasquatch barking out a take-out order in Russian. And the smell is worse. It's a tremendous tool I possess. My asshole practically talks at times and it leaves behind a 'fresh off the colon' scent that can't be ignored. |
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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Let's see, we have a gas water heater, gas furnace, and gas cooktop. I think that's it. Everything else is electric.
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Ultrabanned
Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: KCMO
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The Maintenance Guy
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Renovated Bugeater Estate
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