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View Poll Results: Who wins? | |||
Ebolapox | 45 | 75.00% | |
Austinchief | 15 | 25.00% | |
Voters: 60. You may not vote on this poll |
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07-05-2018, 09:27 AM | #2 |
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Join Date: Sep 2017
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Ear pain generator and then beat him to death with the bottle would be enough, but the Mahomes lawn darts may make this one nearly unanimous in favor of Ebolapox.
RIP Austinchief |
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07-05-2018, 09:35 AM | #3 |
MVP
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Driftless Region
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There is no way I am voting against Mahomes.
Ebolapox wins this match |
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07-05-2018, 10:08 AM | #4 |
Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
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Ear pain generator and let Mahomes do the work. Austinchief has one shot to make count and I don't see it happening.
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07-05-2018, 10:33 AM | #5 |
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: Kansas City, MO
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I came into this thread to vote for Austin no matter what. But I can’t rationalize any possible way that Mahomes doesn’t impale him with a lawn dart.
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07-05-2018, 10:43 AM | #6 |
Life is changing..
Join Date: Jul 2012
Location: NW Missouri
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How severe would the ear pain be from such a device?
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07-05-2018, 10:46 AM | #7 |
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07-05-2018, 11:05 AM | #8 |
Valiant 'The Thread Killer'
Join Date: Jun 2001
Location: Kansas City
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Austin wins.
Pat is non factor. In an airplane, can only throw down aisles and at 50 feet easily avoided. As for the Sonic, loud decibels will only hinder and annoy. If it created Sonic books then ear plugs wouldn't help either party. Austin has a gun and a bat for close range combat. He can either stay back and let him come to him. Or Dodge Pat's darts and execute up close. |
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07-05-2018, 11:07 AM | #9 |
In Search of a Life
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Kansas
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Never underestimate the debilitating effect of immediate and chronic ear pain. Austin stumbles into the aisle where he feels the pain of many a Broncos secondary in the years to come as PMII finishes him off
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07-05-2018, 11:10 AM | #10 |
remember, remember
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: como
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I came here to complain at first about being seeded against our personal Lamar hunt but... can’t complain. This was a freebie, who’s voting against mahomes? My weapons and scenario/setting make this a hard win for Kyle
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07-05-2018, 11:39 AM | #11 |
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Join Date: Aug 2011
Location: NJ
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07-05-2018, 12:14 PM | #12 |
Pessimistically optimistic.
Join Date: Jan 2009
Location: Denver, CO
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Is the airplane in flight?
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07-05-2018, 12:15 PM | #13 |
Fight, build, win!
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: KC
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If the 787 is airborne and pressurized they all die if a gun goes off and pierces the cabin.
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07-05-2018, 12:49 PM | #14 |
NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
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07-05-2018, 02:15 PM | #15 |
Needs more middle fingers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: San Diego
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This one ends rather quickly and dramatically.
Whistle blows and Ebola instantly uses his sonic ear destroyer, jolting Austin and dropping him to his knees in debilitating pain. Mahomes puts a lawn dart right through his chest. As Ebola approaches Austin to finish him off with the bottle, Austin gets his 2nd wind and fires one round at Ebola, grazing his arm and nearly hitting Mahomes. In a blind rage caused by Austin's recklessness towards our franchise QB, Ebolas beats Austin's skull in until all that remains is a bloody pool of skull fragments and brains. |
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