Beards making a comeback?

[Holladay]

We all know that the men of the "CP" is defined by the persona of fat dudes, bald and a goatee and we drive Camaros (BTW, means it was found in a French-English dictionary to mean “friend, pal, or comrade and started with the first letter of "C" ala Chevy.)

I was in the Army, which didn't allow beards. I had a decent mustache that borderline out of specs. The GF liked the 'stache. I won't go into why

Flash forward a number of years and decided, while the wife and kids were away, to grow a beard. They walked past me when I was picking them up at KCI. Ball cap, red and black flannel shirt and...a beard. Not quite the Paul Bunyan look, but close.

My wife has never liked facial hair. Not sure why vs GF. I don't like to shave. But beards can be a bitch. ITCHY!

She has been gone for 5 months looking after her parents, so grew a beard I have found, with proper maintenance and beard butter, it is FUN.

Instead of contemplating my belly button, omphaloskepsis the proper term, I stroke my beard!

I bought one of those beard trimmers. It is a Wahl cordless with a ton of settings. I keep it ~ 3/4". I use beard balm to train it (I guess the proper term is to "sculpt it??). It also, as CPers would guess, it doubles to shave my head Better than the Horse Shears down at the barn.

I understand why women don't like razor stubble that can be en vogue . It is like sandpaper. Thus, grow it out a bit, use the beard butter to make it soft but not so long that I look like a Taliban terrorist or a ZZ Top musician, unless that is your look. No judgment here, just not for me. I don't like mice living in my face nor chicken soup. I drop enough ketchup from my fries on my shirt.

I think I have grown a nice pelt on my face that is soft and fun to omphaloskepsis. I can't trust MY hands to how it feels. So I did the cardinal sin of asking a good friends wife to touch/test it. "Dang that feels soft. How come my husbands beard doesn't feel that nice!" Luckily she looks like a Narwhale and has a gunt. I didn't tell him that though. Thinking about that, not sure if I should use her as a test dummy??

I was reading that beards are making a come back. Not wasting time shaving everyday, cost of blades, *cough* looking more masculine, et al. A segue, JD Vance is the first major nominee to have facial hair in 75 yrs (oops going to DC) Is it a trend? Starting or ending? Dunno.

In the end, the pelt is a keeper.

I am new to this, so what is the Mind Bending thoughts from the CP?

PS. I have a little vanity. I use a Salt and Pepper coloring mix so I don't look like Santa. Keep in mind, I have no hair (see above about Horse Shears) so that isn't in the equation.

[philfree]

I wear a goatee and moustache partly because I'm a little heavy and it thins my face and partly because it's so much easier to not shave those whiskers off. It's an ease of maintenance thing. I can shave everything off except the goatee and stache in short order but working around my lips and chin is a different story.

[Garcia Bronco]

As men...growing a beard is your birth right.

[KurtCobain]

Originally Posted by Garcia Bronco

As men...growing a beard is your birth right.

Not mine.

[Lzen]

Alright, men, who is brave enough to post pics of your beards?

[Katipan]

Include deodorant for scale please.

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

I do the goatee from 1st day of Spring to the middle of October and then grow out the beard for the winter.

I did "mustache only" while I was in the military (shaved the stache off twice - basic and air assault school (who needs the hassle)), but as soon as I got out I grew the beard out again. Pissed off my Sergeant Major because I had my official Army photo taken with my mustache. He swore I'd never make Sergeant First Class with a mustache, and lo and behold, I was picked up below the zone in my first year of eligibility. I thought he was going to blow a gasket when he heard. *grin*

[Misplaced_Chiefs_Fan]

Here you go. Not the most recent, but one w/goatee and one w/beard

Originally Posted by Lzen

Alright, men, who is brave enough to post pics of your beards?