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Old 04-02-2020, 12:27 PM  
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Post-Apocalyptic ChiefsPlanet Survival Thread
The economy has fallen, society has collapsed and we're at full Mad Max mode. The only websites remaining available on the internet is ChiefsPlanet and PornHub and CP is on closed registration due to the overwhelming traffic and you need 100 posts to start a thread anyway.

You get to choose 3 members to be in your survival group plus yourself. There are no double picks as that would be unrealistic so once the person is picked he or she is off the board.

Since I'm the thread originator I get to go 1st:

Myself - proficient with firearms, savvy outdoors man, and a rapiers wit
MoHillbilly - a man that can frighten you over a message board just seems like a good idea
Bwana - i've seen his fire arms collection
Rain Man - we're going to need someone with wit and intelligence to impregnate the remaining woman to repopulate the world

Sorry if this thread gives you high school gym class PTSD flashbacks GoChiefs.
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Old 06-12-2022, 06:21 PM   #76
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Old 06-13-2022, 11:54 AM   #77
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I'm suddenly realizing my main value to the team. You put together a group of people who are tough enough to survive, and then you bring me along as the historian. I will document your victories and your perseverance and my prose will make you the great heroes of the next civilization. If you bring me onto your team, you shall live forever in the hearts and minds of mankind.
Thank you Rain Man.

Everyone with foresight knows that you can only decapitate so many victims and have sex with their severed heads before civility needs to be reconsidered.
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Old 06-13-2022, 12:06 PM   #78
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Old 06-13-2022, 12:55 PM   #79
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Old 06-13-2022, 12:59 PM   #80
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Woah now. I think i may have a spot in here somewhere then!
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Old 06-13-2022, 01:11 PM   #81
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I'm suddenly realizing my main value to the team. You put together a group of people who are tough enough to survive, and then you bring me along as the historian. I will document your victories and your perseverance and my prose will make you the great heroes of the next civilization. If you bring me onto your team, you shall live forever in the hearts and minds of mankind.
Dude, you were one of the first picked just to have sex with women... I would think you would be happy with that.
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Old 06-14-2022, 02:46 PM   #82
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I am a prep so I will survive. Just today received my survival kit from Theusmarines.com . A small kit can save your life. It should be tiny so you'd never think to NOT have it on your person. Being so tiny, you need to make sure the few items inside matter. Each item needs to either be multi-purpose or very difficult to manufacture in the field.
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Old 06-14-2022, 03:29 PM   #83
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Dude, you were one of the first picked just to have sex with women... I would think you would be happy with that.
I do like that role. But I also want future people to know that that was my role.
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Old 06-14-2022, 05:53 PM   #84
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Well, since RainMan was already selected to be the first chronicler of the New Era, I'd like to throw my hat into the ring for any other teams needing someone to leave their legacy for future generations as both a historian and a writer.

Also, I'm pretty sure all that time I spend in the back forty at Ft. Campbell and Ft. Bliss might come in handy too.
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Old Today, 06:42 PM   #85
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Seeing where we are in our nations difficulties and uncertain future including and world conflicts I've picked up 2 free agents.

1. StevieRay - a genuinely cool dude who will boost moral to the team with an awesome family who can drive a motorcycle like a stuntman through the post-apocalyptical era of mad max for some water runs. Also, he can counteract the hair for our males spawned by Rain Man in future generations.

2. Perineum Ripper - If I told you, I've have to kill you.

I'm sorry for all of you who haven't been picked for alpha team.

It's the offseason.
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I hate to break it to the midwesterners but if you don't have mountains nearby you have a long fight ahead. BTW Bwana is closer to me than thee.
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Bwana he got guns lots of guns.
Bugeater he can build a fort for us.
Warrior5 can gather an army to defend us.

I think chiefs planet would gather together and make our own country with scouts getting women so we can have sexy time then build or steal weapons.
I like this idea best.

We pool our money buy a former missile bunker and start the CP community there. With our pooled resources we could buy what we need ahead of time and we could be set for years.

We would need someone who can build us an internal communication system. Every man is conscripted to guard duty and any deserters are automatically kicked out of the community and sent into the wasteland know as Las Vegas.

Immediate first President would be Big Red Chief...he helped build the Arrowhead community so he could be the glue for thos community.
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Seeing where we are in our nations difficulties and uncertain future including and world conflicts I've picked up 2 free agents.

1. StevieRay - a genuinely cool dude who will boost moral to the team with an awesome family who can drive a motorcycle like a stuntman through the post-apocalyptical era of mad max for some water runs. Also, he can counteract the hair for our males spawned by Rain Man in future generations.

2. Perineum Ripper - If I told you, I've have to kill you.

I'm sorry for all of you who haven't been picked for alpha team.

It's the offseason.
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