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**penguinz** · 10-09-2024, 02:59 PM

The older you get the less you can trust a fart to not turn into a shart.

Hog Rider · Yesterday, 10:44 PM

Went to a restaurant and said to my wife “must be senior citizens night everyone is old”.
She gave me a look. I says “oh shite”

Was talking to brother on phone while bitching I cab’t find my phone.

Moved recently after retirement. New friends can’t believe I just turned 70 - said I look 50. Feel like 65

Some Arthritis in hands, other than that I feel fairly young.

10-09-2024, 02:59 PM
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Yesterday, 10:44 PM	#121
Hog Rider Former Illinoisian Hog Rider's Avatar Join Date: May 2001 Location: South-Middle Tennessee	Went to a restaurant and said to my wife “must be senior citizens night everyone is old”. She gave me a look. I says “oh shite” Was talking to brother on phone while bitching I cab’t find my phone. Moved recently after retirement. New friends can’t believe I just turned 70 - said I look 50. Feel like 65 Some Arthritis in hands, other than that I feel fairly young.
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