If you don't torture that guy, with at least one idea that comes from the day crew, every day for a month.......you're a puss.
1. I'd be using the cleaning equivilent of Napalm on everything within 3' of my desk.
I think you should go immediately to ToysRUs and buy one of those BopBags with a clown picture on it.......blow it up, and put it on his desk before he comes in Monday.
Immediately change his nametag to "spanky"
Some Monkey Spank haiku is also required.
Barn Door is open.
So, At work you punch the Clown
Cleanup on Isle 5
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