[htismaqe]

Originally Posted by rico

Nice. How you been, dudely?

I would just like to point out that htismaqe stopped roasting people when he got to my roast...he did one for me that was basically a reply to one of my dumb comments, but followed by saying "that's not your real roast, I'll get to your roast in the near future." But he never got to it...in fact, that was where he ran into his roast-wall for he hasn't done a roast since...SNR has taken over since and has been great. But if y'all wonder when htismaqe met his roasting demise, it was with me. Muahahahaha. I am Lawrence Taylor and htismaqe is Joe Theisman. htismaqe is theitismaqe to me...and I am...well, I guess I'll settle for being Lawrence Taylor.

Maybe I am being influenced by the Fat Tires that I've been drinking tonight by even mentioning this, but I somehow made the list, yet my roast in the tab is a combination of an admitted "that's not your real roast" from smaqe combined with a recycled roast that PGM wrote last year. I've been cheated, yo...I want to see how well someone can do at roasting me.

I am eager to see how well someone can roast my ass, dammit. I am the only dude on the list (which honestly, I was surprised to even be included on the list), who wasn't actually roasted. Do I have the Hootie thing going for me? The whole, "you can't roast someone who inadvertently roasts themselves" thing I constantly heard about Hootie last year???

Don't smoke crack!