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Originally Posted by ThaVirus
Seriously, dude. I sense sex once a month, always missionary and wearing socks with the lights on for most of these stiffs.
You lost me at letting a chick lick your own b hole though. I've actually heard it feels marvelous but my ass crack is hairy as shit. I'd have to do some serious grooming, not take a shit all day, and probably be pretty drunk to let a chick start foraging down in that jungle..
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Shave your buns, homeslice.