After a good nights rest I've decided that I need to give you some better advice. When the date starts to wind down I would:
1.) Smell of your armpit.
2.) Say in a really obnoxious voice "I'm ready for some puzzay!"
This will get you laid every time. Trust me. I learned this technique from KCMizzou.
Finally, there is only one person to blame for you being a virgin at 20 years of age............Dammit Carl!
