TYREK'T 'EM
The Texans tie it up, but THAT IS ALL THEY GET for now.
Awww yiss. My offense WORKS today and here comes KAREEM.
The Chiefs lead! Here we have a gratuitous intermediate route that sets up a field goal. CUS MY OFFENSE IS MULTIPLE HAMAS.
The Chiefs are ahead 17-10 at halftime. Can they hang on and get to 2-2?
AWWWW YISSS. That Mark Barron free agent signing is paying off big time. Let's extend the lead!
INTERMEDIATE ROUTES BACK UP IN YOUR ASS LIKE THE RESURRECTION HAMAS. NEVER DOUBT ME AGAIN.
GOD DAMMIT DEFENSE
WHAT THE **** ARE YOU DOING! The Texans tie the game at 24. Does Mahomes have some mojo?
GOD DAMMIT CESAR!!!! I AM GOING TO BLOW THIS.
I AM BLOWING THIS!!!!
The Chiefs fall to 1-3. Is this a repeat of last season's disaster?
Mahomes: 12-29, 204 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT
Hunt: 17 car, 97 yards, 1 TD
Hill: 4 rec, 123 yards, 1 TD
Watson: 20-32, 305 yards, 2 TD, 2 INT, 43 yards rushing
The Chiefs drop six passes, three off the hands of Cesar Seamster, who goes catchless.
NEXT: WILL ALEX SMITH END MY SEASON EARLY? 1-2-1 SF @ 1-3 KC! IT'S THE CUCK BOWL