Thursday night football is here! Black vs Red. The Chiefs are unfortunately without Terron Armstead.
They are also without the ****ing ability to tackle, apparently. Ron Parker AND Marcus Peters whiff on tackles and Pitt goes up 7-0. Can I answer?
BEHOLD, Hamas! A GLORIOUS INTERMEDIATE ROUTE. Do not profane my good Madden skillz, sir. **** that shit though.
ALL HAIL CESAR! The Chiefs tie it up on a glorious cannon shot by Mahomey. Now...can my defense find it's nuts?
Keevon Dunn! The rookie knifes in and blows up Leveon Bell. This is going well so far and...
BIG RUN for Kareem Hunt, who is having an excellent season by the way. My offense is looking legit. Cesar catches a 3-yard TD slant two plays later and the Chiefs go up 14-7. The rookie is a TD machine.
SON OF A BITCH. The Steelers catch me in 46 personnel after a third and 1, run hurry up and straight **** me. We're tied at 14 at halftime.
SON OF A BITCH MOTHER****ER WHY DIDN'T I THROW THE ****ING BALL AWAY. I need a big play to get back into this.
Reek with the big punt return! Time for another intermediate route to appease my critics.
Psyche! That shit was covered so I chucked it to Megatron II. TOUCHDOWN MACHINE. My defense holds and it's TIME TO GO WIN THIS GAME.
SON OF A BITCH WHY DIDN'T I THROW THE BALL AWAY?!?!?!
Look at my glorious intermediate passing skills, though. I rule.
**** you, defense.
Mahomes: 16-29, 255 yards, 3 TD, 2 INT
Hunt: 20 car, 183 yards
Seamster: 4 rec, 120 yards, 3 TD
Keevon Dunn chips in a great defensive game with 10 tackles, 4 TFL.
And after three sacks allowed...BACK TO THE BENCH ASSHOLE.
Next: @HOU
It's so beautiful though