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Sounds like he's got a bad case of Mahomesism. It's a recent epidemic sweeping the US. Symptoms include giddiness, frivolity, jocularity, waggishness, and other gayeties. Symptoms typically occur only once per week, but extreme cases can produce symptoms more frequently. Current treatment methods include, but are not limited to, moderate alcohol intake, repeated jumping in the air, waving your arms like you just don't care, and blowjobs. If these at-home treatment options do not eliminate all symptoms the subject may require more extreme treatment methods at our local Kansas City, MO facility. Our current recommended treatment regimen includes 8 yearly visits to the Mahomesism Treatment Facility where the subject will undergo 8 separate intense group therapy sessions. For more information, please contact our office at (816) 920-9400.
Best of luck to you and your loved ones.
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