[Direckshun]

Wooooooowwwwwwwwwww was this movie a piece of shit.

I won't even bother going on and on and on about it. The jokes fell flat, the acting of absolutely everybody's other than Lily whatshername (and the "three wombats") was atrocious, and I don't think I've seen worse acting in a Marvel film than Michael Douglas here.

Spoiler!

The writing was the biggest sin. I mean, it was absolutely atrocious. Nobody reacts to anything appropriately. The script pretends there are barriers and then plows through them with absolute ease which makes you wonder why we were supposed to give a shit about the barriers in the first place.

The only thing that makes this movie watchable is the fact that the Wasp is a good actress, is smoking hot, and is actually super badass. Her action scenes were all really awesome, and her character is now so powerful and badass it makes you wonder why you even need Scott Lang anymore.

I adore Marvel's films but if this studio had a soul they'd just have the Wasp take over and have Lang ride into the sunset with Cassie, which would be the end result both heroes would totally want and deserve. Now they have Ant-Man just hanging around as dead weight even though he's the star of the ****ing movie.

They tried to Thanos-snap that problem away by literally just vanishing Wasp and having Ant-Man hanging out in the quantum realm, which should feel like a serious problem but this movie had a supremely stupid deux ex machina and several barriers just vanish because the script needed them to so there's zero concern that Lang is going to do anything other than be fine and return.

What the living hell was that.

That movie was AS BAD as Iron Man 2. What a ****ing stupid movie.