[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by SNR

That was yesterday. My family's not big on Thanksgiving. Nobody can cook in my immediately family except for my mom, and she really hates cooking.

I remember a fantastic Mother SNR quote from when I was in elementary school. The in-laws were over and were nitpicking about what she chose to serve or how she was making the gravy. She walked into the other room where my dad and I were hanging out, and she whispered to him, "If that asshole Abraham Lincoln were alive today, I'd kick him right in the balls."

My dad replied, "Well, to be honest, honey, I don't think you could get your leg up that high."