[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Hammock Parties

did you use a ring of toilet paper or work those quads for the hover shite?

Yep quads

Originally Posted by RealSNR

Nice. For Kohl's being a clothing store that sells a lot of low-price stuff, they're remarkably clean and well-run. I enjoy Kohl's, and I'd rather take a shit there over Macy's or JCPenny any day. I'm glad to hear you had a pleasant bathroom experience.

Thank you SNR

Originally Posted by Titty Meat

OP did u moan when u wiped?

No

Originally Posted by BryanBusby

Did you score some nice middle aged mom pussy, OP?

Not in a while.

Originally Posted by Graystoke

Did you earn some Kohl’s Cash?

No.

Originally Posted by Jewish Rabbi

SR is your butthole waxed

No.

Originally Posted by Dartgod

So tell us more about the poop itself. Clean breaker? Rope? Diarrhea?


Duck rope.


Don't leave us hanging!

I apologize. Goose strands/ropes

Originally Posted by Munson

Did they have single-ply TP or double-ply TP?

Single ply - I abused the amount per wipe. About three people's 'normal' wipes.

Originally Posted by T-post Tom

SR is always thinking in terms of helping his fellow CPers. He seems more than nice. Will buy some Kohls’ stock tomorrow as its price will surely rise on the news of SR’s review.

Thanks Tom, That's very nice to say.

Originally Posted by unothadeal

You can’t risk toilet contact no matter how confident you are in your squatting ability. Always build a nest to hedge against the worst case scenario.

Very nice to see you post.