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Originally Posted by greg63
An honest seven-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brown had kissed her after class.
"How did that happen?" gasped her mother.
"It wasn't easy," admitted the young lady, "but three girls helped me catch him."
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First grader little Joey comes home from school and announces that he and his classmate Tammy have decided to get married. Amused at the cuteness of this, his parents ask:"What are you two going to live on?"
"Well," he says, "You are paying me $15 a week, Tammy gets $10 a week from her parents. We figure that should be enough for us."
"Where are you gonna live?" The parents ask.
"We've thought of that too." replies Joey, " One week here and the next at her parents' house."
Amused and impressed at how well the kids have thought this thing out the parents ask: "But, how about children?"
Joey pauses a second and replies: "Well, so far we've been pretty lucky!"