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Old 08-31-2017, 08:56 AM   #265
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Whose palm do I have to grease to get that #11 noggin a' bouncin' cross the turf?
Option #1: Alan Branch. He'll do almost anything for food. A lifetime supply of donuts from Dunkin' Donuts should do the trick. A belly flop after a play fake is no problem at all.



Option #2: Dont'a Hightower. He played for Nick Saban so he's already well versed in head-hunting tactics. A blitz up the middle should result in significant momentum to inflict blunt-force trauma on your body part of choice.



But if you really want to get the job done, accept no substitute for option #3. In fact, he'll probably do it for free.

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