[DaneMcCloud]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

This is a classic American success story. A chubby little street urchin steals an apple from a grocer. He is beaten. He comes back a few days later and steals another apple. He is beaten again. The same thing happens every few days for an entire year. Eventually the grocer gives the kid a job sweeping the floors, just to make him earn his apple. And then ten years later, the kid owns the store and it has 600 branches across the U.S. and southern Canada, and he spends his free time being a male model and having sex with women he met on the Internet.

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